gaff

1. A mistake
2. Place of abode

1. "Anyway, he just tells his mum he just tripped up while his pants were round his ankles and just happened to fall on to the dog with his erect penis."

"What a gaff!"

2. "What you doin' you dirty little smack-head, comin' in my gaff, tootin' your gear? I'm gunna bust you up."

by The Strut October 1, 2004

gaff

Guyanese word for " to have a conversation".

We were gaffing just the other day about it.

by dearlandofguyana December 8, 2012

gaff

A tobacco cigarette, usually of the roll-up variety.

An abbreviation of "gaffer".

You coming out for a gaff?

by The Greek 88 October 28, 2010

gaff

a long pole usually made out of bamboo or aluminum with a hook on the end. it is stuck into large fishes in order to bring them onto a fishing boat.

he gaffed the tuna in the head.

i need a gaff here.

by someone who knows the real definition of gaff June 26, 2006

GAFF

Acronym of the infamous web site Godawful Fan Fiction and its associated message board, dedicated to finding, discussing, eviscerating and laughing at the worst examples of fan fiction available on the internet.

Hey, the author of that Orlando Bloom/George Bush/Harry Knowles bukkake story just got ripped a new one on GAFF and she's posted a huge rant to defend it.

by BV January 13, 2004

gaff

A slang word, used mostly in Britain as another word for house. Mostly used by morons and tools.

Hey, you coming round my gaff?

Your house, yes. But not your gaff.

by gaffhater August 22, 2009

Gaff

To get caught up in or by something unexpectedly with negative results. Based on the hook used to drag a large fish onto a boat.

Admiral Krag was the king of internet latinas until he got gaffed by a cease and desist letter.

by nexusix February 2, 2009