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Getting so high to the point of being stupid.
"Hey man that shit I smoked last night at the party made me go so garter that I got a tattoo of a dick on my face"
Garter by Jeffrey Trip October 24, 2012
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intellectual genius, sensitive, deep lover. devoted to his/her loved one. A gurtek would give his life for the one he loves.
a Gurtek is an intellectual being.
Gurtek by kebe May 13, 2008
Finest being. Intellectual genius. deep minded . great lover when you find a gurtek he wont let you go because gurtek's are dedicated lovers. A gurtek would give his life for a loved one.
The gurtek did not let go of my love.
gurtek by lisaral May 13, 2008

Gurtejpal 

A man with beautiful mustache and great knowledge of beards. A man who knows the world better than yo mama. Loves Drake and Lil wayne and likes corny jokes. Only drinks at Peet's because Starbucks is water to him.

He IS the most interesting man in the world, not that beer commercial guy.
I wish I could be a gurtejpal.

Gurtejpal doesn't believe in barriers because he always breaks them.

When you stare really hard and long at the American flag, you see Gurtejpal.

Gurtejpal never studied to become a lawyer. He just stared at the American flag and things came to him.

He never actually went to Harvard, he founded it.
Gurtejpal by gentlegiant September 12, 2011
Gerter is the name of the best furniture company across Europe. Not only do they provide the best furniture across European countries they are also a means of entertainment for 15-year-old schoolboys as they chant the name "GERTER" in the halls and corridors of the school.
DeQuavis: Y'all should get some Gerter Furniture for your house.
DeShawn: Alright Bruh.
Whole school: DAYE GEHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Gerter by jAsOnGeH February 24, 2019

Garten of Banban 

A game that changed indie horror and mascot horror community
Garten of Banban by Epicface123 October 17, 2023