Fhwank Fwootah

What seriously retarded , barely functioning autistic persons call their dick

"Dude you're a fuckin idiot stop breathing around me."
"Yeah well I have a bigger dick than you do. It's a Fhwank Fwootah."
"Good one buddy. You're gonna make it. No doubt."

by IceBurgScrilla February 16, 2023

fwoomph

An expression of onomonopeai just like Bang or Kaboom. You say fwoomph when something large hits the ground or when something critical to the mission is achieved while stoned.

Stoner 1: Dude, did you see that dude fall when he uhh fell?
Stoner 2: Ya, he hit the ground like fwoomph!

by Mike April 25, 2005

fwood

Any kind of pattern resembling wood grain but made from something other than wood. Also known as "fake or faux wood or woodgrain".

The car had fwood accents on the interior that looked just like REAL burlwood.

by Terzer66 June 19, 2011

Fwooh

the feeling you have when you wake up after a night of partying. having the jittery and unbalanced sensation when required to do something that requires muscle or hand-eye coordination. Can also be described as post-high(marijuana) Not a hangover. this does not include headaches and the feeling of throwing up.

jim: hey bro how do you feel?
larry(waking up):like fwooh.

by elijahking04 March 14, 2010

fwoofy

a big crappy mess o'hair that looks like a monster trying to devour one's head.

lindsay: is that a monster on your head?
kevin: no, my hair's just fwoofy today.

by bluelikejazzzzz August 11, 2008

Fwoosh

Fwoosh: When a lot of very hot/warm air goes up. Commonly used as an onomatopoeia.

I walked into a house and a fwoosh of air hit me.

by BirchVille January 15, 2020

Fwoop

Fwoop: (n.) The part of a person’s butt where the skin attaches to the upper leg, making a tuck in the skin. (v.) to grab someone’s butt.

(n.) “Wow! Look at the fwoop on her!”
(v.) “dude, I just fwooped a girl who had such a nice fwoop!”

by AwesomerificDude May 5, 2010