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futzing around

wasting time with tomfoolery and shinanigans, especially while at work.
Manager: Quit futzing around, for the love of GOD!!!
(While watching two idiots fling food at eachother and do anything but work while at work)
by kiki11 July 7, 2006
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fuzzin

a family friend that some would consider a cousin, but since they're not blood related they're your fuzzin.
I have people coming over for New Years
Really, who?
My fuzzins.
Oh okay
by katalina kartaridge January 13, 2008
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Fezzing

The act of telling a lie, half truth or other tall tale for no apparent reason whatsoever, usually to obscure some seemingly trivial fact or detail, then continuing to perpetuate the lie despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

A fez is usually told to cover up something everyone else other than the fezzer already knows and accepts as an obvious truth.

The act of "fezzing" is named after fabulous Fez Whatley, co-host of the Ron & Fez show which airs Weekdays 11am-3pm EST on SiriusXM's Opie & Anthony channel.
He said he still lived on Retard Island, but he was fezzing. He actually moved to Manhattan 15 months ago.

He said he got a cab to work. It was a bold face fez! He actually walked in. Why did he fez about something so trivial?

Man, did you hear the show today?! Fez was fezzing like crazy! It was driving Ronnie & the audience nuts. Ron must have the patience of a saint to put up wit all of fezzes Fez tells. Ronnie is a hero.

He fezzed for years about having not seen a movie and no one really understood why.
by TheContrarian November 6, 2012
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fizzing

The act of simultaneously pooping and ejactulating. Term comes from the combination of the words jizz and feces. This usually happens when something is so exciting and/or arousing that it causes one to not only ejaculate, but also shit oneself. Fizzing can often be accompanied by loud outbursts, moaning, and hurried trips to the bathroom.
Jon: "Wow, did you see Ronaldo's goal last night?"
Bob: "Yeah, it was awesome. I saw it on Sportscenter and started fizzing."
by reddevil2345 June 17, 2009
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Fizzing Tip

The sensation before you cum. It is that feeling you get on the tip that before ejaculation and is almost like a fizz
Dude 1: "How will I know when to pull out?"
Dude 2: "You'll know, cause you'll get a mean case of fizzing tip"
by Bishop Gains June 19, 2014
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futzing

messing around on a computer for longer than an hour organising folders in alphabetical order etc.
by matt. L October 13, 2003
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Fozzing

The act of holding a spliff and talking for an extended period of time rather than toking or passing it on. Named after Fozz, who was often guilty of doing so.
Hey Fozz, stop fozzing!
by Rik10k October 18, 2008
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