A place that does not actually exist, but if it did would provide an immediate solution.
After a heavy dilema is presented, or a period of silence falls, it is appropriate to call out, "Quick! To the futureshop!!" The idea is that the solution will be within the futureshop!!
The two exclaimation points are totally required, even if it isn't the last word in the sentence.
After a heavy dilema is presented, or a period of silence falls, it is appropriate to call out, "Quick! To the futureshop!!" The idea is that the solution will be within the futureshop!!
The two exclaimation points are totally required, even if it isn't the last word in the sentence.
Guy: Crap, I can't find my hat.
Guy2: Quick! To the futureshop!!
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Guy: Hey guys, what's new.
Guy2: Absolutely nothing man. We even tried cleaning out the futureshop!! but even that couldn't break this boredom.
Guy2: Quick! To the futureshop!!
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Guy: Hey guys, what's new.
Guy2: Absolutely nothing man. We even tried cleaning out the futureshop!! but even that couldn't break this boredom.
by Cap'n Awesome April 27, 2005
Get the futureshop!! mug.A noun used in reference to many science fiction (sci-fi) books that involve topics like a perfect world. For example, it may involve the use of euthanasia (for killing) those who do not fit into the societies of the settings there. It may also be about a book with characters following a seemingly corrupted government in which orders people to give them their life partners (spouses), jobs, children, and more. It may talk about slaves that were born solely for work outside of the settings and disposed of after their work is over with in the world. Usually used as a new genre term or a category of fiction books.
"Did you read that book about a futuristic dystopia yet?"
"Yeah, pretty depressing. That boy got his whole genetic line in jeopardy because all of the identical boys were perfect and orderly except for him. He could have been euthanized and killed just because he didn't fit in. Too bad too sad, be actually dies at the end."
"Wait...what?"
"The government's crazy idea of a utopia is terrible in that book."
"Indeed, let's not even dwell on the topic of the already ruined world all that much."
"Yeah, pretty depressing. That boy got his whole genetic line in jeopardy because all of the identical boys were perfect and orderly except for him. He could have been euthanized and killed just because he didn't fit in. Too bad too sad, be actually dies at the end."
"Wait...what?"
"The government's crazy idea of a utopia is terrible in that book."
"Indeed, let's not even dwell on the topic of the already ruined world all that much."
by FSRueful January 12, 2019
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by Swxninjagoxmarvel September 7, 2020
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Cypro-Futurism is the intersection of technology, with Near Eastern Cypriot mythology and culture. The concept developed by Cypriot Intermedia artist, Ayshia Aysh Taskin, in 2019.
Cypro-Futurism is the intersection of technology, with Near Eastern Cypriot mythology and culture. The concept developed by Cypriot Intermedia artist, Ayshia Aysh Taskin, in 2019.
Aphrodite's Spaceship is a Cypro-Futurism concept.
She is a Cypro-Futurist artist.
Her work explores the concept of Cypro-Futurism.
She is a Cypro-Futurist artist.
Her work explores the concept of Cypro-Futurism.
by TheCYF February 24, 2021
Get the Cypro-Futurism mug.NDJF exists as a sort of spiritual super position and always accessible way of seeing an inalienable humanist universalism that is inexhaustibly self evident.
Although every mind or human life exists across place and time, we each within us resonate in a singular to ourselves, though collective in shared experience- divine primordial harmony.
Myths and insights of different kind can inform without conflict to another, truth and fact are resolved at the level of meaning, and parallel self-contained human experiences can be held together where difference of interpretation is simply more evidence to the complexity of the lived individual as a phenomena.
NDJF as a psychic super position allows one to draw from influences and elements without being required to defend or have loyalty to any one in particular to reference or to be informed by however how in whatever way, and that there is often wisdom in pastiche of whatever assembled shade.
Rational and irrational actors share the stage.
Excited anticipation or dread filled avoidance are both relationships with what is to come. All that is required is human nature and intuition paired with any imaginable collective theory of mind or nod to the collective unconscious to ponder how we sway.
Wizened consultation with the interior self world is an excellent way to guide one's predictions for the exterior if done so with bravery.
Although every mind or human life exists across place and time, we each within us resonate in a singular to ourselves, though collective in shared experience- divine primordial harmony.
Myths and insights of different kind can inform without conflict to another, truth and fact are resolved at the level of meaning, and parallel self-contained human experiences can be held together where difference of interpretation is simply more evidence to the complexity of the lived individual as a phenomena.
NDJF as a psychic super position allows one to draw from influences and elements without being required to defend or have loyalty to any one in particular to reference or to be informed by however how in whatever way, and that there is often wisdom in pastiche of whatever assembled shade.
Rational and irrational actors share the stage.
Excited anticipation or dread filled avoidance are both relationships with what is to come. All that is required is human nature and intuition paired with any imaginable collective theory of mind or nod to the collective unconscious to ponder how we sway.
Wizened consultation with the interior self world is an excellent way to guide one's predictions for the exterior if done so with bravery.
"Non Denominational Jungian Futurism was revealed to me in a dream."
-Elysium-
"Don't let your themes stay just dreams stuck in ancestral memes while you're trapped by legacy seams too wed to teams to ponder your own dream themes and what they might really mean."
-Anonymous when pondering Non Denominational Jungian Futurism-
-Elysium-
"Don't let your themes stay just dreams stuck in ancestral memes while you're trapped by legacy seams too wed to teams to ponder your own dream themes and what they might really mean."
-Anonymous when pondering Non Denominational Jungian Futurism-
by ElysiumPurcellium September 18, 2023
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Get the FuturisticBagel mug.futureshop sales: "To play DOOM 3 in the highest details, you need a GeForce FX5200 video card. It's currently the most top-of-the-line video card and it only costs $850. It's one of the most popular products sold here. Oh and make sure to buy an extended 20 years warranty for $200. Have a nice day."
by the guy August 2, 2004
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