FUTA

Federal Unemployment Tax Act
for more information about taxes google "FUTA inflation"

Ah shit man I didn't pay my taxes so the FUTA fucked my ass.

by Arthurlool March 18, 2021

futa

A woman with a dick. A term often used in hentai or yiff .

I'm not gay, but I love dicks when it's on a futa.

by Th!cc d1cc May 27, 2018

Fatability

The likelihood that a good lookin' girl will turn into a donut-lovin' jelly ass. Based on seeing the other females in her herd.

Yo, Megan is fuckin' hot but she's got serious fatability.

by tditty October 18, 2008

Futashy

Futashy is Fluttershy from the children's show My Little Pony, but as a futanari(appears female, but has male genitalia). She is usually portrayed with a light green jacket that has a heart in the middle, or as a more canine looking pony, with a green or red collar with the in initials "FS".

I was looking at photos of Fluttershy, and ran into one of Futashy.

by Futashy August 8, 2014

Futanari

A genre or character in art or literature that features a female that has all feminine attributes except that she has a penis. This can include her having a vagina, testicles, etc. so long as she has a penis. A futanari girl is not to be confused with a trap or cross-dresser as they are a female.

The other night, I fapped to futanari...

by Kittsyu October 14, 2015

Valencia Club de Fútbol

Valencia is a soccer team from Valencia, Spain. It was founded on March 18, 1919 and plays in the Primera División. Their home stadium, the Mestalla, has capacity for 55,000 spectators. It is the fifth Spanish club with most titles in national competitions (14) and third most international titles behind Real Madrid and Barcelona. Studies conducted in 2005 and 2007 pointed to Valencia as one of the 20 richest clubs on the planet. The club is the third in Spain in number of members (65,000) and pep rallies, the famous peñas (700). A survey conducted in May 2007 by the Centro de Investigaciones Sociology (CIS) has appointed Valencia as the third most popular club in Spain (5.3%), behind only such giants Real Madrid and Barcelona. It's the world's best team and its fans are known as Los Ches.

Valencia Club de Fútbol is the best team ever.

by Brun_LP October 12, 2010

Futba

Feminist Until The Bill Arrives.
A woman who thinks she can undoubtedly be a woman in control under all situations. A true feminist. But when it comes time to pay for dinner or pay the bills. She backs off real fast.

This chick was so nice all night long. She opened her own doors, pulled out her own seat, but when it came time to pay the bill, she became a freakin futba.

by Rajo December 7, 2006