Fattering

When something should look flattering on you, but just makes you look fat. Fattering.

Used in a sentence - 'I'm not so sure about those pants... they're kind of fattering.'

Or when you're trying to give a compliment, but don't think it's deserved- 'Wow! Those pants are extremely fattering!'

by jd9d April 6, 2010

festering

The act of going to a third-world country and eating out the hookers. But only if she says "I love you".

I love festering when I goto the Philippines and Thailand.

by Lipless Nate April 14, 2008

Festering Fiesta

A name given to a rusty old claptrap Ford Fiesta. An alternative to 'Uncle Fester The Fiesta'. The name is a spoof of Uncle Fester (Fester Adams) from the Adams Family who is portrayed to be stupid, old and ugly.

Guy 1: Hey dude, the Fiesta failed it's MOT, guess it's time to scrap the pile of junk
Guy 2: Ohh dude,. I'm gonna miss the festering fiesta

by ScrappingMyFiesta June 15, 2011

Fluttering poos

Intermittent flatulence with loose stools that make an apparent flutter noise as they exit the rectum.

My youngest son Tommy had a case of the fluttering poos after we introduced eggs into his diet.

by MacDaddyHoff February 18, 2022

fluttering

From a root form of "flattery" but combined with the context of "flirting" used to describe someone gay being overly friendly with someone straight, but of the opposite sex.

I wanted to talk to that cute girl but that gay guy was to busy fluttering with her, hating on my game.

by DesignFerm November 28, 2013

Fuckering

When your computer is buffering round and round for too long.

The internet if fuckering again, my show is taking too long to load!

by lash71 February 6, 2018

futhering

noun: 1. the act of foreplay prior to sexual intercourse. anything involving oral sex is generally referred to as extreme futhering, esp. the type of shit you do with a slam piece before you get diggity down.

2. something that heavencrushrs rarely attempt or are invited to.

verb: to futher. to perform the act of futhering.

so i was at this party and got to futhering with this hotass slam piece.

bro, nice.

by AldeyRAY January 23, 2010