funniest person on the couch

A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.

Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

funniest joke in the world

you.

“dude what’s the funniest joke in the world?” “you.”

by fossil puthay May 6, 2021

Un-funnities

All those errands, chores, and other annoying tasks you don't want to do and that get in the way of actual fun.

I wanted to go to the movies but I had a long list of un-funnities to get through first.

by ALeftyWriter February 22, 2009

late night funnies

When you stay up really late (4am-7am) and you crack up at everything in the morning, or hardly have gotten any sleep.

Joe: -sees turtle on side of the road-
Hehehehee....hahaa....

Rob: Whats up with Joe

Steve: Oh, he has the late night funnies today.

by Byy June 25, 2009

funness

FUNNESS: considerably larger degree of fun or enjoyment

speed + car = funness!!!

Speed=208MPH
Car=2006 Gemballa Avalanche GTR
Funness of it all=just getting in the car!

by Micah Miller November 28, 2006

funnecessary

something completely useless and/or impractical that provides immense amounts of happiness and amusement despite its lack of purpose

Even though I new the glow-in-the-dark toaster wasn't what he wanted for Christmas, it was just too funnecessary for me to resist buying him.

by Zacharaius R. McGuggenheimis February 19, 2009

funniest faggot

A gay male that despite their homosexuality has a great sense of humor and is funny as shit

Neil Patrick Harris is the funniest faggot he's fuckin hilarious in Harold & Kumar

by godchef July 25, 2010