funky spunky monkey

the funky spunky monkey is the act where a big bold black jazz artist slams his girl in a funky calm way and then ejaculates inside her vagina

girl : did you just funky spunky monkey?

guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )

girl : omg you're so thoughtful

by jakesweg May 21, 2016

funky badonkadonk monkey

The greatest insult ever

Guy A: You suck.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.

by Cosmixmaster June 04, 2003

funky with the monkey

Wild sex, crazy sex, or any sex that is just a bit more exciting than normal.

"Hey, you and Michelle hooking up on Saturday?"
"Hell yeah, and we're going to get funky with the monkey."

by chanito August 19, 2013

monkey funky

When something is B-bobbin shizle biscuit; flattering; amazing; cool; nice.

"Hey... that shirt is monkey funky!"

by Nene December 10, 2003

funky monkey friday

a weekly holiday. every friday you spread peace and love with a large feast and party.

"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator

by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025

funky monkey friday

a weekly holiday. every friday you spread peace and love with a large feast and party.

"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator

by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025

The Funky Monkey

The Funky Monkey is the best thing ever to exist in this earth, he has been known for being the coolest thing ever and loving bananas. ''that funky monkey'' - PinkPotato

''The Funky Monkey is way to cool for this earth!''

by supernaajakakakakakbros September 20, 2023