the funky spunky monkey is the act where a big bold black jazz artist slams his girl in a funky calm way and then ejaculates inside her vagina
girl : did you just funky spunky monkey?
guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )
girl : omg you're so thoughtful
guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )
girl : omg you're so thoughtful
by jakesweg May 21, 2016

Guy A: You suck.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.
by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

by Nene December 10, 2003

"Hey, you and Michelle hooking up on Saturday?"
"Hell yeah, and we're going to get funky with the monkey."
"Hell yeah, and we're going to get funky with the monkey."
by chanito August 20, 2013

1) A user of gaiaonline who can reguarly be seen in the GD. Laid back and very kind but don't piss her off or she will throw a shoe at you!
2) A silly monkey who likes to get down and dance
3) a person who is down with the funk
4)pure awesomness and sweet as honey too
2) A silly monkey who likes to get down and dance
3) a person who is down with the funk
4)pure awesomness and sweet as honey too
Oh Mel is dA fUnKy mOnKeY !
by KitKatFormbrickBrak March 23, 2009

The Funky Monkey is the best thing ever to exist in this earth, he has been known for being the coolest thing ever and loving bananas. ''that funky monkey'' - PinkPotato
by supernaajakakakakakbros September 20, 2023

"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025
