funkle wits

A piece of shit douchebag.

He is always messing up...what a funkle wits.

by Justjme August 4, 2017

Funkle Dunkle

A term used to describe an argument or disagreement, usually resulting in screaming.

“Me and John had quite the funkle dunkle yesterday after he found out I was bangin’ his girl.”

by Who toucha my spaghett? December 10, 2018

funkle nugget

Someone who is retarted and should die.

George is a complete funkle nugget

by naenaeboy January 9, 2019

Funkle Dunkle

Words I made up, then googled it, then found out on urban dictionary that it`s a real thing.

I can`t believe Funkle Dunkle really means something.

by a human beeing April 30, 2020

Funkle Munkle

a very funny youtuber

Frank: I am bored Bryan

Bryan: Funkle Munkle

by DA PURPLE CHINCHILLA June 19, 2022

ganklesaurus funkle

a prefix to something that is funky, crooked, twisted, stained, malformed, repulsive, odorous, inappropriate, alarming, calloused, disturbing,

I hate when old men wear sandals and let their "ganklesaurus funkletoes" show!

If you do not brush your teeth and floss regularly you could end up with "ganklesaurus funkleteeth"

The last thing anyone wants to see is some nasty woman's "ganklesaurus funklebutt" hanging out of the bottom of a too short skirt

by jendagwah abundgatta December 31, 2011

bejunkle funkle

A slang term for when a banana get stuck in your ass and when you go to pull it out your hand knocks a hair dryer into a bathtub, killing whoever is inside.

"Shit man how'd he die?"
"Steve musta bejunkle funkled him."

by linkle finkle October 29, 2017