no mourners no funerals

A way of saying dont die/love you. Before going on a heist

No mourners no funerals (before leaving )

by Sherm05 October 13, 2021

funeral doom

Slow depressive metal. The heaviest genre of metal there is....droning guitars and sloth like drums with deep growled/screamed vocals.
Bands like Thergothon, Skepticism, Funeral, UDOM, Mournful Congregation, Shape Of Despair

Yo mom, I'm gonna go listen to some funeral doom and kill myself.

by mossdoom October 21, 2003

Funeral Family

Family that you are related to usually through blood but never see or talk to until there is a death in the family.

My Grandmother just passed away and we are planning the funeral. I guess it's time to notify the funeral family.

by FL578 November 18, 2012

it's your funeral

if you do it, you will suffer all the consequences!

Go ahead, buy that worthless piece of junk. It's your funeral!

by Light Joker May 10, 2005

funger

To finger ones butthole then put the poop covered finger in their mouth

Jeffrey got fungered by the new girl

by fish chicken 476 April 19, 2015

funnierestnever

1. The not funnest time ever.
2. Really bad time having fun.

We had a funnierestnever time.

by NoFear14 January 15, 2021

toilet funeral

A "funeral" in which a fish or other pet is flushed down the commode.

A "toilet funeral" usually takes place after the "tragic" and "sudden" death of a short lived pet such as a goldfish etc.
Not many words are spoken during a toilet funeral but you can distinctly hear the blessed sounds of water flushing from the Porcelain God.

Imagine your child's fish dies after a day and you're glad that it is gone but your children won't stop whining about it.

To make the whiny bastards feel better you quickly say,"Look we are going to have a "toilet funeral" for Dorothy #1, I mean Dorothy #2, or whatever the number kid..."

"Ok Daddy/Mommy Can we invite my friends over?"

(Flush Noises Repeatedly....)

"Now is good honey"

by THE FLOOSH June 15, 2017