A man who is both one's father and uncle. If someone "has a funcle", you're saying they're really dumb and demented. Persephone from Greek mythology quite literally had a funcle. If someone "marries their funcle", you're saying they will do anything without hesitation.
by Aphrodite's Reincarnation March 1, 2009
Get the Funcle mug.A cross between a father and uncle. Like when your mom marries her husband's brother or has sex with him.
Usually done between incestual familie's who have no scrupels about who they get it on with or what monstrosities they may produce if they happen to get pregnant by the funcle.
Usually done between incestual familie's who have no scrupels about who they get it on with or what monstrosities they may produce if they happen to get pregnant by the funcle.
by psuef March 30, 2009
Get the Funcle mug.A contraction for "fucking uncle" If your uncle was an asshole, or had beaten you, whatever your case may be... he is a funcle.
by bowflexdan July 27, 2010
Get the Funcle mug.When a woman fucks two men that are brothers, gets pregnant, and births the child. Unaware of who the true father is, the two men are both labelled the "funcle." A father uncle.
Brother 1: Amy really wants to have sex with brothers.
Brother 2: I'm up for it, but only if we wear condoms. I don't want to be a funcle at 25.
Brother 2: I'm up for it, but only if we wear condoms. I don't want to be a funcle at 25.
by haveyoueverbeenwithsistersbefo April 14, 2021
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Get the Funcle Brett mug.A phrase that you should use discreetly, as it is a very powerful insult. Using this phrase could really hurt someone's feeling bones. This phrase is so great that nothing else can compare.
Person 1 - ur mom gay
Person 2 - no u
Person 1 - ur dad lesbian
Person 2 - ur granny a tranny
Person 1 - ur grandpap a trap
Person 2 - ur uncle a funcle
Person 1 - *explodes into the size of World War I*
Person 2 - no u
Person 1 - ur dad lesbian
Person 2 - ur granny a tranny
Person 1 - ur grandpap a trap
Person 2 - ur uncle a funcle
Person 1 - *explodes into the size of World War I*
by smasher_69 May 27, 2018
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