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Fumducker

A person who "jerks off" while looking at National Geografic.
Hey Grandma, Grandpa iz such a Fumducker.
by shimp May 29, 2005
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fumunkle

Slang for the act of having sex which is a little gentler way of saying fuck.
He wants to fumunkle her.
by craziest white guy July 30, 2016
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fuduckle

The act of eating 2 different sandwiches while upside down and hanging from a giraffe on the empire state building.
My father died fuduckleing with my aunt jeffery.
by Swoocemeister January 23, 2017
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funfucker

Caitlin won't go to the movies with us. It was going to be a really fun night, but then she became a funfucker.
by DanQuinn August 3, 2009
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funuckle

I'm not gonna funuckle with those dishes.
by The_Allah_Jesus May 2, 2017
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Furmuckle

Generic, UPC certified, word for replacement of other words.
“23 furmuckles is no excuse!”
“Are you furmucklin’ me right now?!”
“Are you playing with your furmuckle again?”
“You look super furmucklely with those glasses.”
“I think the dog wants you to throw the furmuckle.”
“She should really cover those furmuckles.”
“He keeps tripping over his furmuckle.”
“Does this furmuckle make me look fat?”
What are we gonna do with this furmuckle?”
“I gave her a furmuckle necklace
“This situation is a furmuckle”
“Stop dragging your furmuckles and get back to work!“
“Once it enters your urethra, you’re furmuckled”
“.....and Samuel L Jackson said “YOU WILL KNOW THE HAND OF THE FURMUCKLE AS IT REIGNS DOWN FROM GOD HIMSELF!”
“The fission of the atom begins shortly after the furmuckle enters the nucleus.”
“Furmuckle with love”
”It’s so peaceful to watch deer furmuckle in the field“
“Don’t furmuckle with me?”
“....Then bake the furmuckle at 400 degrees for 30minutes or until golden brown
“Furmuckle… Try it you’ll like it!“
“I have been told that I furmuckle in my sleep“
“Furmuckle Christ!!!!”
“Lemon cookie pickle ice cream! That is so furmuckle!”
by OhioTroupe April 11, 2020
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Funfuckery

Funfuckery. adj, the excitement of starting or completing an endeavor only to be stymied by everyone else trying to do the same thing at the same time, waiting in line.

“So much funfuckery, Cedar Point today as we wait for family of 30 to dismount their electric scooters to get on the roller coaster.” 🎢
“So much funfuckery, Cedar Point today as we wait for family of 30 to dismount their electric scooters to get on the roller coaster.” 🎢
by bartby b May 21, 2021
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