"Shut the fuck up you cumbucket"
by tespallinmaystr April 29, 2016
Get the cumbucket mug.A vessel, typically made of stone, occasionally of hammered bronze, used to capture male ejaculate. Cumbuckets are commonly found in Mesopotamia, or present-day Iraq.
Thousands of years ago men would gather round communal combuckets and engage in a circle jerk as part of a religious ceremony. Once a bucket was filled with male ejaculate a female virgin would be drowned in it, and then consumed in a celebratory feast.
This practice has begun to fade in recent years, and cumbuckets have all but disappeared outside of college fraternities.
Thousands of years ago men would gather round communal combuckets and engage in a circle jerk as part of a religious ceremony. Once a bucket was filled with male ejaculate a female virgin would be drowned in it, and then consumed in a celebratory feast.
This practice has begun to fade in recent years, and cumbuckets have all but disappeared outside of college fraternities.
1. The Smithsonian has a new display of cumbuckets recently unearthed in Iraq.
2. I got gay drunk at a frat party and circle jerked into a cumbucket.
2. I got gay drunk at a frat party and circle jerked into a cumbucket.
by BennyC November 30, 2006
Get the Cumbucket mug.A male or female who has had so much anal sex in their lifetime that their asshole gapes open much larger than the average anus. You can detect a fuckbucket in many ways. For example, if a person farts and it sounds like someone blew through a glass bottle, that person is more than likely a fuckbucket.
Dude, did you hear that girl fart? It sounded like someone blew air through a beer bottle! Five bucks says she's a fuckbucket!
by Suckthisfuck420 September 29, 2014
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the way you may say it in class and hope to god the teacher dosent pick up on it
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the way you may say it in class and hope to god the teacher dosent pick up on it
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com January 12, 2008
Get the futbucker mug.I yelled 'fuckbucket' when the football referee made an unfair call.
The guys standing in front of me turned around and looked at me with utter amazement.
The guys standing in front of me turned around and looked at me with utter amazement.
by kpasa21 September 25, 2005
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Get the fuckbucket mug.Someone who is such an asshole that they just piss you off like that.
Can also be used to describe a girl (or guy) who is slutty and who's mouth is just a sperm bank open for business 24/7
Can also be used to describe a girl (or guy) who is slutty and who's mouth is just a sperm bank open for business 24/7
by Turtilator200 May 11, 2016
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