Fumble the bag

Miss out on a chance to make money or fuck something up in the process of getting money, causing you to not be able to get said money

You had a chance to rob him and you didn't? That's how you fumble the bag

by fuckjcsy June 20, 2020

fumble

A fail or mistake of epic proportion

damn that boy fumbled

by Black and gold King June 24, 2010

Fubbernuck

The word to say when you need to cuss in public.

"I'm gonna fubbernuck your wife, Jerry."
"Cool."

by ConnorronnoC June 26, 2016

celebrity name fumbler

A person who constantly screws up celebrity's names. Examples: Warren Beauty,Thelma Blair,Paris Hinton,Kenunu Reeves,Gary Boozey,Rick Jagger,The Elderly Brothers,Tommy Jones Lee.

My girlfriend was talking about some movie starring Angela Jolie. She's a habitual celebrity name fumbler.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

fumble

When you almost get laid, and at the last second get turned down for doing something stupid.

Davis fumbled Mary last night. It was close though!

by Tails September 30, 2003

fumblina

Someone who constantly drops things. Meant as a derogatory term.

The new reciever for the Jets is a real Fumblina.

by Richard Slocum July 10, 2006

Fumbled the bag

Dennis Schroeder, when declined an $84M extension with the Lakers, to later only sign a $5M deal with the Celtics

“Wow! I can’t believe Dennis fumbled the bag so hard by declining his extension”

by Henny_Benny August 10, 2021