Fakementum

feyk-men-tuh m
A feeling that overcomes an athlete or competitor when they or their team does something good. It will be lost as soon as a member of the other team does something as good or better.

The Patriots head into halftime down 21-3 in Super Bowl LI. The Falcons hold all the fakementum.

by The Goalie February 11, 2017

Fukengrüven

A slang term originally coined from the slogan "Fahrvergnügen", used by Volkswagen in a 1990 US ad campaign meaning "driving enjoyment" in German. This slogan is sometimes seen as a decal on Volkswagen enthusiast's cars.

A Volkswagen is the true pinnacle of fukengrüven.

by poopyshorts April 12, 2015

Fukmihaldu

The art of fucking one harder.

Spoken in the accent of a Vietnamese woman

Please Father, fukmihaldu!

"Hey you! Come here!"

"Hey you! Fukmihaldu!"

by Disthrone's Old Drummer September 23, 2011

Funemployment Radio

The Portland, Oregon based podcast hosted by Greg Nibler and Sarah X. Dillon. Daily podcast on iTunes, or funemploymentradio.com. Topics range from daily life to "Ball Talk"

"Hey did you catch the new episode of Funemployment Radio?"
"No"
*commence the bitch slap*

by Fishworth February 2, 2010

FUnEMPLOYMENT

The state of being corporately displaced or otherwise W-2 challenged while managing to maintain a positive attitude. Also known as 'Jobbus Interruptus'.

She updated her resume and applied to a couple of jobs online, but truth be told Jayne was in no hurry to brush her teeth before noon.

"I'm on FUnEMPLOYMENT, Bitches! Besides...I can't afford the toothpaste right now anyway..."

by Watzamatoni December 17, 2011

Fukerton

Bluntly put, to perform the "Fukerton" is to eat out that booty, lick the cornhole, etc.

The Fukerton is an alternate name for said act, in honor of Fukertonning's biggest proponent and self proclaimed Fukerton master, Bradley Fukerton III of "Big O and Dukes Show" fame.

Upon the discovery that his girlfriend had a clean stink cave, Bradley flew into a frenzy and immediately showed her the divine pleasure the fukerton provides a woman.

by Helldonkey666 July 20, 2008

fukerton

To lick another's anus.

My girl has to hide right after she gets out of the shower, lest I pounce and give her a fukerton.

by ssmracer December 15, 2008