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Felony Boner

Sexual arousal that occurs when commiting a felony-level act or imagining doing so. Often sexual in nature but is not limited to sexual deviancy. Other examples include: armed robbery, large-scale vandalism, grand conspiracy and multiple situations including both drugs and alcohol.
Dude.... selling shit to minors in a school zone makes my shit hard, Felony Boner bruh!
by Dill-dozer August 27, 2017
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felof

fell off; used for when something is not as good as it used to be
Damn, stonepa really felof after losing the fall guys tourney
by dococbby December 25, 2021
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Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor

A malt liquor drink advertiser by the great, late Bill McNeil. Rocket Fuel is said to have the upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long and has the propensity to make people want to say, "Damn!".
by Chucksizzle October 5, 2015
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Diarrhea Felony

A diarrhea felony is when you have diarrhea into an empty ice cube tray, freeze it, and throw the resulting diarrhea cubes at people on the street.
Man, David got busted for three years after committing that diarrhea felony on Tuesday.
by grigori rasputin January 4, 2019
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Felon factories

These are failing schools and communities, dominated by one political party, with low literacy and high crime rates.
The Northern areas are felon factories!
by I, Wreckerrr May 11, 2021
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Felonious Spunk

Sexual assault committed while jazz music is playing.
He prefers modal jazz when inflicting his Felonious Spunk.
by Lars von Schittenberg October 22, 2012
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felony ring

the residue that forms around your nostril shortly after snorting illegal substances.ie; methamphetamine, cocaine, etc.
Before talking to anyone of authority check your nose for a felony ring.
by Matt's Ruca June 7, 2007
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