Muffin Fudger

To be used in place of "Mother F***er".
If one is not allowed to swear, 'Muffin fudger' can be the replacement.

"You muffin fudger!"
"I hate muffin fudging homework."

by Pocahontas888 February 27, 2009

tree fudger

A person who finds unusual pleasure shitting on trees

"Man did you see that cunt tree fudge the shit outta that pine tree?"
"Yup, we have those dirty tree fudgers down here Bill"

by The_Def_Master December 3, 2013

Mother Fudger

The nice version of mother fucker. Probably used by people who don't cuss, or are trying not to.

Jerry is such a mother fudger!

by Dephect September 22, 2006

Spam Fudger

A spam fudger is a person who engages in eating shit off the floor while furiously masturbating. The climax comes when the man reaches an orgasm and has shit all over his face.

I was walking home last nite and saw a spam fudger, it was sooo cool

that guy was spam fudging so hard it looked awesome

by Charlie Cranmer April 3, 2008

Mudger Fudger

what a blonde girl means when she means "mother fucker"

"Sarah, we have to go to the computerlab"
"oh, mudger fudger!"

by Agent069 December 11, 2009

Fudge crumb

Slang for country music song. As made popular by GMM.

You'll need one scrappy line in your chorus to act as your hook. That's usually the title of the fudge crumb.

by Makg June 16, 2016

Fudgefinger

The awful condition experienced when you wipe your butt so vigorously that you pierce the toilet paper.

Between his haste to get back to his blind date and the cheap toilet paper, it was inevitable that Vincent's trip to the bathroom would end in fudgefinger.

by geodave March 24, 2013