Baldy Fudge Packer

Someone who is bald and packs fudge.. meaning they take it up the back door. Aka the back passage. The rear end. Anal.

I'll smash baldy fudge packer's doors in!

That's one nice Baldy Fudge Packer.
I'm the only Baldy Fudge Packer in the village.
You might say he swings towards the Baldy Fudge Packer side.

by Jonny Boy Elton May 3, 2011

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Fudge-packer

A person who literally packs fudge as a job.

Tom Cruise is a fudge-packer. He works at Fred's Fudge & Candies while he takes vacations to get away and do some fly fishing.

by Youbutnotreally September 19, 2010

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1. One of the many varying jobs of a usually underworked and underpaid Oompa Loompa. Fudgepacking is considered a very tedious job for a Oompa Loompa, involving them scurrying back and forth to pack the delicious Wonka Fudge into cardboard boxes.

Oompa Loompa 1: Goddammit, I've been assigned Fudgepacker today.
Oompa Loompa 2: When that nigga Wonka paying us anyways?
Oompa Loompa 1: He gives us cacao beans as payments remember?
Oompa Loompa 2: Well then fuck dat nigga!

by Droppin Knowledge September 15, 2005

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Cleveland Fudge Packers

An eleven man group of Flammin Homo Faggots
who dress up in pink lacy football uniforms and preform oral and anal sex contest with other gay teams.

It's all tied up with 4 seconds remaining.
The Cleveland Fudge Packers need to score.....

There's the strap. It looks like a trick play. OMG!!! Harold just displayed a footlong double dildo penetration clean and jerk on Freddie!!

He- could- go- all -the- way!!!

by streetwhiz May 22, 2009

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fudge-packer

a man who engages in anal sex. Typically a gay man. Comes from the act of the penis packing the crap(fudge)tight by pumping his penis in and out of someones ass.

Jeesus Christ, Ronnies a fudgepacker!

by Phi January 15, 2004

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