fucktified

Noun meaning the state of unknowing or being unaware of a solution or answer.

Man, last night I was watching Jeopardy, boy was I fucktified.

by Bear Arms February 27, 2011

Fucktimer

Fucking + oldtimer =fucktimer; a clueless slow old irratating person who has no idea they are impeading traffic

"get out of the way you stupid fucktimer!"

by Red in thehead,fireinthehole February 17, 2010

fuckerized

One who is transformed do to fuckery.

"John was fucking around so much last night which in turn fuckerized the whole club."

by Big Donnychdvnncg April 24, 2014

Fucksize

A girl usually short (4'11-5'1) whos height makes her great to fuck.

Dude: damn I just got the fastest quickie

Second dude: how?

Dude: she was fucksize, her ass was already there

by Froyoassyo January 26, 2019

fuckined

When you've been planning to party with your friends at a set time and place, but obligations, family or otherwise get in the way. Your friends ask you why you haven't shown up yet and you say, damn bitches, I can't make it, I'm "Fuckined".

I'm still in San Diego at my wife's fourth cousins wedding which is really important to my wife. I'm so fuckined!

by SK888 January 15, 2017

Fuckieda

Fuckieda is a request to get people to vacate your company, post-haste

To leave you alone - quickly

To go away - quickly

Foo-kee-da

"HEY YOU! FUCKIEDA!"

"Please will you just fuckieda?"

by Ash7W July 24, 2008

fucktated

1. An adjective meaning something that is both fucked up and twisted.

2. An idea or action that is perverted, warped, mixed up or even sick.

1. "Jeffrey Dahmer used to kill animals as a kid, and then stick their heads on stakes in his yard. That's some pretty fucktated shit."

2. The Nazis had some fucktated ideas about race and stuff.

by Bikeboy December 10, 2008