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funktastic

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a higher level of fantastic, on par with craptastic, cept it's good.
when something is supremely funky, it may be deemed funktastic
that guy playing the sax is just funktastic. that guy playing the washtub bass, however, is craptastic.
by spanky July 15, 2003
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Fucksticks

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1. An exlamatory obscenity; 2. An insult.
1. Fucksticks! I forgot to get my change from that hooker!

2. That guy just cut me off! What a fuckstick!
by Sir Loin du Boeuf July 24, 2003
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Fuckwitticism

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The act of doing something so incredibly stupid that it is almost unbelieveable. Commonly seen in attention whores and people who lack the basic intelligence to be interesting in their own right.

Acts of fuckwitticism include making up ridiculous stories that are easily proven to be false or performing attention grabbing stunts which entail consequences that greatly outweigh the pros of being noticed for five minutes.
1.

Bill: Oh, I got a picture message of Toni naked. She's sent it to everyone she knows.
Ted: That's possibly the biggest act of fuckwitticism I've seen. Clearly the pros of attention outweigh the negativity of appearing to be a slut?

2.
Bill: Oh Toni told me she was in France this week.
Ted: But she told me she's in Norfolk?!
Marvin: I rang her home and her mother said she was there. I think it's just her fuckwitticism coming through attempting to make her seem interesting.
by Itchy_gums August 10, 2010
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fuckstick

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1) A penis.

2) A buffoon, moron, jerk-off, or idiot.
When inserting your fuckstick into your own anal cavity, take great precaution not to injure yourself.

The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
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fuckristic

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1. When a prediction about the future is actually bad, even if the person feels like it would be a good thing;

2. when a prediction is really bad
-I really think the next elections are going to be peaceful and for the greater good.
-Well, that's a fuckristic idea.
by Wally_Gator July 9, 2021
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fecktastic

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from the root word meaning fuck and the seconday root meaning fantastic, they combine and make, fecktastic. Which is fucking fantastic.
Holy ballsack, pie if mfin fecktastic.
by Marty Schneider July 19, 2004
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Fuckstickery

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(verb)
Engaging or partaking in any activity, (non) thinking, dialogue, monologue or general behaviour of a fuckstick, which is typically annoying, tedious, juvenile, uneducated, boorish, arrogant, thoughtless &/or just plain dumb - and mostly occuring embarrassingly in a public forum among mixed company
OK, I've had it up to here with this fuckstickery from you two kids! Get in your pyjamas, it's bedtime!!
by StinkyBabyTurtlegator October 27, 2018
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