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by Hoosierexpat November 7, 2020
Get the fucktrump day mug.Noun - A colonialist/religouse fundamentalist/ supremacist or biggot in any way, shape or form who refuses to stop the shitstream flowing from thier face hole at any given time.
Corollary: a magnanimous shit head
/V.
To behave in a fucktrumpet like manner.
Corollary: a magnanimous shit head
/V.
To behave in a fucktrumpet like manner.
/N. My friend James called my black girlfriend the n-word. What a fucktrumpet.
/N. In the middle of a conversation, this fucktrumpet interrupted me...
/V. And as usual, he just continued with his fucktrumpetry.
/N. In the middle of a conversation, this fucktrumpet interrupted me...
/V. And as usual, he just continued with his fucktrumpetry.
by ninjacaleb April 9, 2015
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Where an especially traumatic/disasterous event leads a person to realise they suffer from "Terminal fuckedness" in all their endeavours and finally accepts their fate.
A: "Did you ask that girl out in the end?"
B: "Yeeeeeeeah. She threw up."
A: "Really? Again?"
B: "I know. -sigh- kinda a fucktumonious moment for me."
A: "Aw, well, yeah, but there's so many other people you could... Actually this seems to happen alot to you doesn't it?"
B: "..."
A: "Still, I'm sure thing'll turn around for you someda-"
B stabs himself with a ladle.
B: "Yeeeeeeeah. She threw up."
A: "Really? Again?"
B: "I know. -sigh- kinda a fucktumonious moment for me."
A: "Aw, well, yeah, but there's so many other people you could... Actually this seems to happen alot to you doesn't it?"
B: "..."
A: "Still, I'm sure thing'll turn around for you someda-"
B stabs himself with a ladle.
by The_Truths_Owl February 22, 2011
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Get the fucktrumpet mug.Dude, her pussy was so loose and worn out, I could not feel a thing. I totally had to fuckturbate in order to get off in her.
by Cat Ass Trophy May 14, 2015
Get the fuckturbate mug.A simple expletive often used when something goes horribly awry, often at the worst of times, and not aimed at a person specifically. Considered similar to bollocks or shit but with more comedy effect.
Employee #1: Oh...fucktubes!
Employee #2: What?
Employee #1: I just sent the boss an email by mistake.
Employee #2: So?
Employee #1: It was '10 things to say to your dick of a boss to guarantee you get fired out of a job you hate'.
Employee #2: Ouch. Seeya!
Employee #2: What?
Employee #1: I just sent the boss an email by mistake.
Employee #2: So?
Employee #1: It was '10 things to say to your dick of a boss to guarantee you get fired out of a job you hate'.
Employee #2: Ouch. Seeya!
by dogsounds September 12, 2007
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