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what the fuckness 

a term used to describe the what the fuckocity of a situation!
The "What the fuckness" in her eyes was priceless when she saw four midgets fucking a cow who was fellating a U.S. senator.
what the fuckness by Vincent Patrick February 25, 2008

Fuckness 

She said Brad Pitt wasn't her " type" what fuckness!
Fuckness by Kèta October 5, 2013

Fucklessly 

It's basically the same thing as "Shitlessly", or "The shit out of", except it's "Fucklessly", or "The fuck out of", or "until one cannot fuck anymore" except instead of "shit" it's "fuck".
Caylee raped Mattie fucklessly
Fucklessly by Kiwi+Mattie June 2, 2010

fuckmess 

A complete mess. It can be in reference to a mess involving food or a situation gone awry.
A. John spilled all the spaghetti, what a fuckmess.

B. This fund raiser has degenerated into a complete fuckmess.
fuckmess by dgordon April 30, 2007

fucktress 

adj. A sexy beast that loves to get all slutty.
n. Sassy
That Sassy... I mean damn. Did you see her draped in that flag? She's such a fucktress.
fucktress by Bob W April 3, 2006

Fuckness 

1.)
Used to describe something so completely epic, it is impossible to describe without saying "fuck." If the object can only be described by saying any form of "fuck," followed by another adjective, then said object is deemed "the fuckness."

2.)
Used to describe the sexual attractiveness of another person.
1.)
Fred: "Dude, did you see those tits? They were fucking amazing."

Jeff: "Oh my God yes, how could you not see them? They are the fuckness."


2.)
John: "Out of ten, how would you rate her fuckness?"

Steve: "Eh, probably a 9."

John: "So you'd bang?"

Steve: "Def. I'd fuck anything above a 7."
Fuckness by James Pollack August 19, 2008