Fucksticle 

A word with all the fun connotations of a popsicle, but with none of the fun attributes. Fucksticles are people who are rude, obnoxious, arrogant and idiotic. They have no good qualities and they piss everybody off.

Fucksticles often have 'little man syndrome'

Smith is a fucksticle, he should really get over his height issues and Napoleon complex.

Fucksticle by spabath January 19, 2008

funktastic 

a higher level of fantastic, on par with craptastic, cept it's good.
when something is supremely funky, it may be deemed funktastic

that guy playing the sax is just funktastic. that guy playing the washtub bass, however, is craptastic.

funktastic by spanky July 15, 2003

Fucksticks 

1. An exlamatory obscenity; 2. An insult.

1. Fucksticks! I forgot to get my change from that hooker!

2. That guy just cut me off! What a fuckstick!

Fucksticks by Sir Loin du Boeuf July 24, 2003

fuckstick 

1) A penis.

2) A buffoon, moron, jerk-off, or idiot.

When inserting your fuckstick into your own anal cavity, take great precaution not to injure yourself.

The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.

fuckstick by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

fecktastic 

from the root word meaning fuck and the seconday root meaning fantastic, they combine and make, fecktastic. Which is fucking fantastic.

Holy ballsack, pie if mfin fecktastic.

fecktastic by Marty Schneider July 19, 2004

Fuckstickery 

(verb)
Engaging or partaking in any activity, (non) thinking, dialogue, monologue or general behaviour of a fuckstick, which is typically annoying, tedious, juvenile, uneducated, boorish, arrogant, thoughtless &/or just plain dumb - and mostly occuring embarrassingly in a public forum among mixed company

OK, I've had it up to here with this fuckstickery from you two kids! Get in your pyjamas, it's bedtime!!

Fuckstickery by StinkyBabyTurtlegator October 27, 2018

fuckristic 

1. When a prediction about the future is actually bad, even if the person feels like it would be a good thing;

2. when a prediction is really bad

-I really think the next elections are going to be peaceful and for the greater good.
-Well, that's a fuckristic idea.

fuckristic by Wally_Gator July 9, 2021