noun: a surgically-created, dead-end open wound which serves as an orifice located at the base of a male's torso, between his legs; made out of a split and inverted
penis or length of colon, which is usually smelly (the research calls "malodorous") and accumulates hairballs, that males pretend is a
vagina so they can maintain the delusion that they'
re not gay and have another male fuck them in it, ejaculate in it, rather than "taking it up the arse"; unlike
real vaginas which are part of
female anatomy, is not self cleaning; can be filled with fecal bacteria - hence the reference to "malodorous"; also requires dilation to keep the open wound from healing
John was pleased that his medical insurance paid for him to have his
penis turned into a fuckhole; now he could call himself
Jane and have lots of penetrative sex with
men without risking anal prolapse.