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Fuckface von Simpleton

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An apt nickname for the dark-haired junior, even more clueless and simple-minded Donald Trump.
Fuckface von Simpleton continues to act like a deer caught in the headlights as the volume of his previously secret play dates with Russian oligarchs comes into sharp focus.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2018
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Fuckface

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Originally military slang term for a soldier with a fucked up shave or who was just plain ugly. Now is used to describe assholes or just dumb people.
"Hey fuckface, did you shave this morning?
by Warpig107 February 25, 2015
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Fuckfaceitis

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Having the disease of being a fuckface
I haven't seen you in a while, I thought you died but its good to see they found a cure for fuckfaceitis.
by Gcolo November 27, 2006
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What Phillip calls Terrence in the South
Park movie.
Terrence: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.

Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.
by bumbleclot February 12, 2009
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Fuckface

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a friendly reference to a friend, or a slang term used to describe someone you don't paticularly care for.
"hey whats up fuckface?" or
"yeah whatever you say, fuckface."
by deluks May 15, 2003
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Fuckface Megee

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Fuckface Megee

A random word that was probably created by a 10 year old.
Can be alternated as ballsack megee,or shithead megee.
Ugh, John why do you have to be such a fuckface megee?!

Tell Donny that he is a shithead megee.
by caligulasAquarium May 2, 2014
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fuckfaceassmuncher

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1. A cross between a fuckface and an assmuncher.
2. a complete dick sucker who thinks their hot shit.
My friend gave me a dollar for Christmas, what a fuckfaceassmuncher!
by freakinrican December 26, 2008
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