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Tom Fuckery

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1.) All acts of foolishness and misbehaviour that can normally be encompassed by the word Tom Foolery. Substituting "Fuckery" rather than "Foolery" gives the term a more meaningful tonality when used.
What's with all this Tom Fuckery?

I don't want to see anymore Tom Fuckery going on, understand?
by Atticus187 December 22, 2008
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The greatest soda flavor ever produced by mortal means, with 46 grams of pure cane sugar and a delicious berry flavor. It's produced by the Jones Soda Company and nearly impossible to find, but it's been spotted at Giant Foods and Albertsons. It is the best soda flavor that you will ever taste in your life.
Most historical scholars now agree that Jesus first turned water into fufuberry soda, which later spoiled into wine after the pagan masses failed to bottle it correctly.

The ancient Greeks used to call fufuberry soda "nectar," the liquid counterpart to the Gods' ambrosia.

In the late Middle Ages, Dante was so infatuated with FuFu berry soda that he wrote a 3-part epic poem in his native Italian tongue dedicated to it. It started with him lost in the dark woods of lacking the Fufu, through Hell, Purgatory and finally Heaven where he meets the holy trinity - FuFu soda, the bottle and the cap. To avoid persecution by the Roman Catholic Church, he was forced to refer to the FuFu only through a religious allegory.

Friend: "Dude, I was just standing there in line with a FuFu when this idiot walks up and asked if I wanted to buy a coke."

Me: "Either he's blind, or he's the biggest douche canoe I've ever met."
by nphoton March 4, 2010
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fuckbert

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A stronger interjection than fuck. The term is often used when expressing great displeasure or anger.
Mom: Did you see Albert's fucking hair?

Dad: Holy shit, fuckbert.
by xxchillinniggaxx December 14, 2019
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Chuckle Fuckery

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Laughable bullshit; of complete uselessness. The endeavor of engaging in a useless task.
Playing that game again is a bunch of chuckle fuckery.

What kind of chuckle fuckery do you attempt to get me involved in?
by LtVex October 6, 2009
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Fuckberries

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Interjection. Commonly used when something bad is about to happen or someone has to do a humiliating task.
- Dude, it's your turn to scrub the toilets!

-Awwww, Fuckberries
by POOPY MAN September 8, 2003
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Fuckery

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It rained today and my top was down. What fuckery is this?
by Erin Adams November 4, 2011
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tom-fuckery

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A completely screwed up situation in a work or social setting caused by a group of people who are careless and likely very stupid. It is similar to tom foolery but much more extreme.
"Hey what took so long at the Dr. Office?
"I had to wait 2 hours for my results because the idiot nurses were busy with some kind of tom-fuckery"

"Wow, did you hear who got busted this weekend and went to jail?"
"That's what happens when you hang out and party with that gang. They are always up to some kind of tom-fuckery".
by dumbluck2013 November 5, 2013
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