Fucktastrophy

A castastrophy so large as to be immeasurable or unfathomable

The USA in the year 2020 became a fucktastrophy due to a novel corona virus and the incompetent federal response.

by Debdem September 22, 2020

Fuckwaste

(fuk-wAst) n.

1. Liquid that comes out of the penis when a male ejaculates. (semen)
More precisely, however, it is the residue left inside of a condom after someone is done having sex.
ie: Any leftover cum that is not used for the specific purpose of inducing pregnancy.
The term is derived from "wasted fuck", because the semen was not used for its primal purpose of making a baby.

2. A derogatory term for a jerk or a stupid person. (see synonyms douche, idiot, jackass, asshole, moron, worthless, etc.)
This indicates uselessness, because as you can tell from defenition number 1, "fuckwaste" is something that has no point in being there, so this easily translates into an insult.

Haha I just threw my used condom onto Billy's head, and now he's got my fuckwaste all over his hair!

I just masturbated, now I gotta wash off all this fuckwaste from my hands and pants.

Did you see that fuckwaste lunch lady? She only gave me half a serving of french fries!

You're adopted and your parents don't love you, you fuckwaste!

by Barlow April 17, 2006

Fucktastrophe

when sex goes horribly wrong.

Dave: dude i heard you got some last night....
Mike: i would have, but it was a total FUCKTASTROPHE!
Dave: Whyzzat?
Mike: turns out Jocelyn had a huge penis.... T^T
Dave: XD

sex catastrophe fuck horrible owned

by FUCKTARDED_SHITBAG_ASSWIPE May 29, 2009

fuckastrated

combination of fuck and frustrated...explaining the lack of sex pussy starved or dick starved!

girl1: Damn girl! I need the dick im frustrated as hell!

girl2: Hell no girl! You FUCKASTRATED!

by Nadia April 12, 2005

fucktastic

WHEN YOU HAVE JUST HAD THE MOST AMAZING FUCK OF YOUR WHOLE LIFE.. HOW YOU FEEL AFTER

completely satisfied all over... orgasmically fucktastic!!

by honey pot September 18, 2005

fucktastical

Much like Fucktastic but used sarcastically.

The designer of this GUI did a fucktastical job.

by LoSz December 3, 2004

fuckfast

A slang word used to describe an alcoholic drink (tonic wine) known as "Buckfast" which is usually consumed by the bottle, resulting in quick intoxication.

Also referred to as "buckie" or "a bottle of b"

This drink is popular in Ireland and Scotland

Mike do you want to come for a drink tonight?

yeah, what are you having?

answer: fuckfast

by Capall October 11, 2006