To fuck with someone, or literally, fuck with someone.
Guy: "Hey, you need some fuckage in your life!"
Girl: "I dont need any fuckage. Don't fuckage with me!"
by Shapow! December 14, 2010
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Fuckage is all the things that that make it a pain in the ass when doing something .

The sum total of those things that make you say "FUCK" out of flustration.
This would be easy to do if it wasn't for all the fuckage in the way.
by jp5er December 29, 2010
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the essence and gooey physical remnants left in the bed from a night of intercourse

usual components include semen, pussy juice, lube, and occasionally blood or fecal matter
ew dude don't sit on my bed... it has all my fuckage from last night with the club ho I brought home
by pwnzone February 10, 2010
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When A Male Sticks His Wad Between Two Melon Sized Fuck Balls And Cums All Over The Bitches Chest With Splatter Everywhere And Red Titties.
John Titty Fuckaged The Shit Out Of Jane Yesterday, She Got Her Titties Played With.
by Bert Backaracalack October 29, 2004
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is this possible fuckage?
by phxro January 10, 2023
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A unit of measurement used to determine how much fuck is currently in any given situation, whether it be literal sexual intercourse or figuratively, as profanity.
Ex 1: Guy: *walks in on orgy* “Woah! That’s a lot of fuckage!”

Ex. 2: Guy 1: “Bro my girl is pregnant! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck what do I do man?”

Guy 2: “Hey man calm down. Take a deep breath, ease off the fuckage.”
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The act of getting fucked harder than reading SpongeBob X Squidward Wattpad fan fiction
He died from total fuckage

One man replies: “The best way to go out”
by Urban Dickle March 31, 2022
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