fuck

Surprisingly enough, it's not a synonym for marijuana.

"Let's smoke some fuck, man."
"... What?"

by Mohamdu December 28, 2005

fuck

Once had shock value, but is now more common than a tattoo on a fat girl's back.

"You think this definition will get the thumbs up"?

"Do I fuck"

by irreverent October 12, 2006

fuck

A highly versatile word in the English language.

Mistakenly thought to have come from an acronym "Fornication Under Consent of the King", the word most likely of native English origin, and is almost certainly of Germanic origin; Middle Dutch fokken (to thrust, copulate, or to breed), dialectical Norwegian fukka (to copulate), and dialectical Swedish focka (to strike, copulate) and fock (penis).

The word originally meant "to strike", "to thrust". Possibly becoming a euphamism for an older verb meaning "to copulate/breed" (likely from hyebh-; Sanskrit (yabhati) and the Slavic languages (Russian yebat`, Polish jebac)), the term took on the current meaning "to copulate".

The verb also means "to put into an impossible situation" in today's world ("You fucked us up!"), or as high praise ("fuckin' awesome!")

Even still, "fuck" is used as an expression of hate ("Fuck you!"), despite that copulation is really a pleasurable thing.

"To fuck" in different languages:

Albanian: qi
Bosnian: jebati
Bulgarian: eba
Czech: mrdat, prcat, šukat, šoustat, jebat
Danish: kneppe, bolle, pule
Dutch: neuken
Finnish: naida, panna, nussia
French: baiser, fourrer, niquer
German: ficken, bumsen, vögeln, poppen, knallen, pimpern, nageln, rammeln, pullern
Hungarian: baszni
Hindi: chodna
Icelandic: ríða
Irish: Buail craicinn, sgaoil leathair
Italian: fottere, scopare, trombare
Japanese: étchi surú
Kurdish: gan
Kyrgyz: sigein
Lithuanian: pistis, kruštis, dulkintis, pyškintis
Malaysian: kongkek
Norwegian: pule, knulle
Persian: gaeedan
Polish: pierdolic;, pieprzyc, jebat;
Portuguese: foder, montar, pinar, comer, transar, trepar
Russian: jebát’, jebát’sja, snošát’sja, trákhat’, trákhat’sj
Serbian (Roman): jebati, karati
Scottish Gaelic: dàirich, faigh muin, rach air muin
Spanish: follar, follarse, (Argentina, parts of Uruguay) coger, (Mexico) chingar, jalar, tirar, pichar, culear, joder, vergar, cachar, garchar
Swahili: kutomba
Swedish: knulla, göka, pippa, älska, pöka
Thai: yed
Turkish: sikmek
Ukrainian: jibáti, jibátisja
Welsh: ffwcio, ffwrcho, cnuchio

by Lorelili February 15, 2006

fuck

The only word in the English language that can form a grammatically complete, stand alone sentence.

Fuck, fucking fuckers fucked.

by Havoc April 1, 2003

fuck

There are only eleven times in history where the "FUCK" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the "FUCK" do you mean,
we are sinking?!"
-Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the "FUCK" was that?"
-Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those "FUCKING" Indians
come from?"
-Custer, 1877

8. "Any "FUCKING" idiot
could understand that."
-Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so "FUCKING" look like her!"
-Picasso, 1926

6. "How the FUCK did you work that out?"
-Pythagoras, 126 BC

5 "You want what
on the "FUCKING" ceiling?"
-Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the "FUCK" are we?"
-Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered "FUCKING" showers,
my ass!"
-Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the "FUCK" is
going to find out?"
-Bill Clinton, 1998

1. "FUCK, I didn't think they'd get this
"FUCKING" mad."
-Saddam Hussein, 2003

by AS3 SCHULTZ January 4, 2008

fuck

1) Man's initial thought when he wakes up next to a woman heavier than the bed itself.

WHAT THE FUCK...

by mikesayskissmyass June 21, 2006

fuck

A word that can be used for anything whether it is good or bad.

1. Fuck, that hurt!

2. You are as ugly as fuck.

3. Damn, that girl is fine as fuck!

4. I wanna fuck that girl!

5. Fuck you bitch!

6. I'm going to fuck you up when u come to the spot we're fighting at!

by .408:: October 15, 2007