FTLOG

For the love of God!

When people are getting on your tits and you've had enough...

Friend One- "Blah Blah Blah.."
Friend Two- "FTLOG Can you shut up!!"

by Leopold the 3rd April 17, 2008

ftlom

for the love of money

All ftlom, those greedy bastards

by Delmasdddhkdj;bdelmas November 7, 2018

Flodd

Verb; To cover or be covered in a thick, pastey substance somewhat like cum.
Flodding, Flodded

The creepy internet stalkers flodded their computer screens due to the arousing mental picture of their online lover

by Veronika&Luisa July 13, 2007

ftlog

Acronym for "For the love of god"

Amanda: "John just posted a picture of himself hairy and half naked on Facebook"

Kristin: "ftlog"

by buttermonkey September 14, 2013

flodge

to say will do something and then back out at the last minute.

He thought he could step to my game but he flodged when I brought that shite.

by MDpenoc February 19, 2004

Flod

Having made poor choices and being unable to cope with the decisions you have made, incapable of making the choices necessary to ameliorate your situation.

Blake: Mike, do you know that we found your friend Moira asleep on the couch with her pants at her ankles, hand in her underwear, groaning?

Mike: Yeah, dude, she's flod.

by M. Dizzy April 22, 2006

flodge goblin

Someone who notoriously bails out on plans, even two days in a row, without calling to even let you know what's up.

That dude's a flodge goblin for sure, he never shows up for anything!

by wasted time September 6, 2009