futtock

The concrete balls which are placed on the top of gateposts.

One of my futtocks has dropped off!

by Crash Raindog January 13, 2004

futtock

An iritating person or fool, sounds rude but isn't.

...to which Jake replied "Shut the hell up you stupid futtock!"

by andyrew b July 19, 2006

futtocking

The act of a baby or infant child making crying type or talking noises for a brief period whilst not being awake.

Eg. Talk quietly, don't go upstairs, he's just futtocking. Pour me another glass of wine

by roydrunner December 21, 2013

futtocks

1) Any part of the body you are referring to.
2) A lazy or silly person whom you wish to motivate into action
3) A coarse expression of annoyance

1) Get off your futtocks!
2) Shut up ya futtock (best said with a northern accent)
3) 'Oh futtocks!'

by Rosie and Briony May 21, 2006

futtocks

the act of dropping ones balls on someones head

did u see that guy dropped his balls on ellies head..hes a real futtocks

by oww shiiii December 14, 2010

Fruittocks

Fruittocks or fruitocks, (I'm unsure of how it's spelt) is a person who is very "fruity" if you know what I mean. Often evolves into gayocks.

Jim: Wow, Carl is so fruity.
Bob: So he's a fruittocks?

by Mr. lololface April 3, 2011

Frontocks

the region of man's body, below the belly button and above the upper thigh, which is accentuated by flat front trousers.

His frontocks makes his package look huge!

by Myra & Amber July 24, 2008