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by Crispy Pratt Pratt’s September 6, 2018
Get the Skoot fruit mug.Some lairy, skanky person who has the charisma and charm of knome, they are usually accompanied by a rotting stentch and can be found wondering around random places like Tesco's reduction fridges begging for items to be reduced. The term "fruit bad" derives from when such a person purchased a piece of fruit that was 10 weeks just because it was 99% off.
Person 1: aww man that angin woman just bought a sack of spuds that looked like they had cancer
Person 2: Eurrgh what a fruit bad
Person 2: Eurrgh what a fruit bad
by AlfredTheGreat May 27, 2011
Get the Fruit Bad mug.When an individual gets so frustrated that they pick up the nearest object (the nearest object is a fruit bowl) and bang it with their hand like it is a tambourine to get attention from their colleagues. This should not be mistaken with banging a tambourine as that is joyful and banging the fruit bowl is not a joyful experience for all.
Look .... I'm not banging the fruit bowl yet but I am close!
Man did you see that dude ... he was really banging the fruit bowl.
If you don't start listening to me I am going to bang the fruit bowl until you do!
Oh really? Well how about I bang the fruit bowl and you cower in fear?
Too many steroids ...... bang the fruit bowl ... it will help you to relax!
When all else fails ..... start banging the fruit bowl!
There is more than one way to bang the fruit bowl!
KEEP CALM ...... and bang the fruit bowl!
In event of nuclear attack ....... bang the fruit bowl!
When not given what you want .... bang the fruit bowl.
Feel like acting childish ? .... bang the fruit bowl.
Off your medication? Bang the fruit bowl.
Don't like the kid in two and a half men .... bang the fruitbowl.
Man did you see that dude ... he was really banging the fruit bowl.
If you don't start listening to me I am going to bang the fruit bowl until you do!
Oh really? Well how about I bang the fruit bowl and you cower in fear?
Too many steroids ...... bang the fruit bowl ... it will help you to relax!
When all else fails ..... start banging the fruit bowl!
There is more than one way to bang the fruit bowl!
KEEP CALM ...... and bang the fruit bowl!
In event of nuclear attack ....... bang the fruit bowl!
When not given what you want .... bang the fruit bowl.
Feel like acting childish ? .... bang the fruit bowl.
Off your medication? Bang the fruit bowl.
Don't like the kid in two and a half men .... bang the fruitbowl.
by thephatcontroller November 17, 2013
Get the banging the fruit bowl mug.First, there's nothing fruity about the Fruit Law.
It's an important principle of ghetto life that explains the certainty of final retribution after you do something stupid to someone scary.
It states: if you diss a MAN-GO, you must diss-a-PEAR.
That is, if you disrespect the wrong people and walk away without making amends, you are liable to vanish in a painful way.
Loosely based on a Vybz Kartel lyric.
It's an important principle of ghetto life that explains the certainty of final retribution after you do something stupid to someone scary.
It states: if you diss a MAN-GO, you must diss-a-PEAR.
That is, if you disrespect the wrong people and walk away without making amends, you are liable to vanish in a painful way.
Loosely based on a Vybz Kartel lyric.
Frankie: "Hey yo, heard about Little John lately? Dude owes everybody money"
Marco: "Really? His widow skipped town after his funeral"
Frankie: "Oops! Fruit Law!"
Marco: "Really? His widow skipped town after his funeral"
Frankie: "Oops! Fruit Law!"
by BioHazardX October 22, 2012
Get the Fruit Law mug.Compliment -Hey babe you're looking so stewed fruit today
Insult- Those shoes are so stewed fruit
Neutral- I'm not sure how to feel about it, that test was kinda stewed fruit
Insult- Those shoes are so stewed fruit
Neutral- I'm not sure how to feel about it, that test was kinda stewed fruit
by Therealdonnaldtrump September 13, 2017
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