Fruit Sweats

When you get sweaty whenever you come in contact with fruit.

Person 1: Bro why are you soaking wet?!
Person 2: Sorry I never got to tell you but I have the WORST FRUIT SWEATS— and you eating the entire strawberry plant with a fork and knife doesn’t help me!!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Vagina Fruit Salad

When a guy inserts fruit into a girl's cooch and proceeds to eat her out while simultaneously eating the fruit.

Anthony: Yo, did you and Jamie have fun last night or what?
Conner: Yeah man, I gave that bitch a vagina fruit salad.

by pablothefish May 27, 2015

Pressed fruit salad

The pressing of one's penis and scrotum against a pane of glass, forming the image of a banana and two cherries. The opposite of a pressed ham.

That bastard just gave me a pressed fruit salad on my car window!

by Rossi September 18, 2003

fruit salad

A culturally diverse group of homosexuals.

When Doug, Mohammed, Atsushi and Igor hang out, it's a total fruit salad.

by mifcorn August 23, 2011

Fruit Snacks

Cornucopia of the gods

Rj eats lots of fruit snacks.

by Wheelie December 14, 2003

Memphis Fruit Salad

When a woman places pieces of pineapple (or other fruit) in her vagina and proceeds to queef vigorously into another woman's mouth.

Her Memphis Fruit Salad was sub-par this time around...I only needed 4 napkins.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

fruit salaad

Is a term used by a Facebook user under the name Firas Al Maghrabi to describe a football team after a particularly shameful performance that could be due to: a state of confusion, Disorder, Poor Organization or generally influenced by excessive food or alcoholic intake.

today they were fruit salaad.

The defense was absolute fruit salaad.

Would you like a fruit salaad ?? No, I would like us to win .

by theotherone May 3, 2009