doing a fretter

A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.

Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.

#Vombie

Example 1

Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!

Example 2

Man: (makes random barfing sounds)

by gekkoplatipus January 7, 2017

Spooning Corn Fritters

Having Anal sex with a male or female that does not practice anal hygiene and fails to evacuate before participating in anal play.

Carl picked up a dude at the gay bar and took him home for sex. Thankfully he used a condom because it was Spooning Corn Fritters all night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015

Grandma's Apple Fritter

Vaginal Labia that dangle low and look generally unappealing. Usually found on older women.

Ted shacked up with that cougar last night. He said that Grandma's Apple Fritter was so bad that it was like trying to pull gum off of a park bench.

by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009

fottiti

one amongst thousand ways to say fuck off in italian (litterally: fuck yourself)

guy: ke bel culo! ke ne dici di prenderci dento 'sta spada?
girl: ke cazzo hai detto? fottiti!

guy: what a piece of ass! how 'bout takin' this sword in it?
girl: what the fuck did ya say? fuck yourself!

by rexart February 20, 2007

fratty

(adj.)- A word describing the look of a sterotypical fraternity brother. Usually characterized by articles of clothing such as: sunglasses on croakies, Polo shirts, canvas dock shorts/pants, fleece vests, sandals, boat shoes, Wallabees, and khaki pants/shorts. Fratty brands include (but are not limited to) Polo, Lacoste, Vineyard Vines, Brooks Brothers, Rainbow, Reef, Chaco, Moutain Hardwear, The North Face, Eddie Bauer, Timberland, Sperry, Justin, Redwing, Kavu, and Patagonia.

Sorostitute 1: Wow that guy looks really fratty in those Vineyard Vines dock shorts!

Sorostitute 2: I know! Let's bang him at the same time!

by Fratdaddy January 22, 2006

fratty light

also called natty light. The frattiest of beer.

Pass me a fratty light.

by john_montana June 1, 2006

Foottapper

A man who taps his foot next to you in a bathroom stall trying to get a sexual favor

Nad is a foottapper.

by Michael Lauber July 2, 2008