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freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)

Freshmanitis:most commonly diagnosed to freshman,
this disease is caught by freshman from odd upper classmen, and is highly contagious.

Symptoms include: extremely low amounts of spirit, sitting on your ass during pep rallies, and pretty much anything else annoying including not wanting to yell or express happiness

This disease has no cure, but it eventually goes away once the person with the illness becomes a sophomore. Only the odd children are uncurable and will stay infected to then pass it on to the lower class men.

Germex is reccomended to prevent the spreading.
These chlidren tend to live lives of social isolation, mimicking the faggetry portrayed in high school, in a sad attempt to do normal things.
freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)
Jim: "Dude, That pep rally sucked."
Bob: "Yeah, all because of the freshman."
Jim: "I hate them, man!"
Bob: "It's just freshmanitis. You had it too."
Jim: "...Yeah...I know"
by noahgaudreau69 March 28, 2011
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Frosomania

When your toes are cold and the whole damn world needs to know about it.
Enrico: ‘wowzas my toes are cold.’

Eduardo: ‘What a terrible case of Frosomania’
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freshmanitus

When a freshman is friends with upperclassmen and think they are the absolute shit.
1."Man, he's been a real jerk lately.'

"He has freshmanitus."

2. "What does he have, freshmanitus or something?"

3. "I'm afraid I'll have to diagnose you with, freshmanitus."
by cckykordie October 11, 2011
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freshmanic

Being so overly confident and stupid that you just seem like a dumbass. Absolutely fucking ridiculous. You’re not even cool, just shut up.
Look at that kid, he’s so freshmanic
by Ya know it’s joe January 20, 2018
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freshmanic

Thought (or discourse reflecting such thought) so vapid it does not even approximate sophomoric thought,
His essay didn't even demonstrate a level of thinking that could be considered sophormoric--freshmanic would be a more apt descriptor.
by Travelingmankc March 22, 2023
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