(Disease)(Highschool) Similar to Senioritis, however found in younger individuals and have some differing symptoms. those of Freshmenitis include:
Constant talking of what
will be
done when able to drive.
Depression due to the knowledge that you have 3 more years of high school.
Not being able to "get any" simply because you have nowhere to do so.
Parents constantly questioning about alcohol and drug use.
The decision to "fuck homework" because colleges supposedly don't check this year.
Some people find you to be
annoying, because you think you are cooler than you actually are.
The realization that you can get: alcohol, tins, nug, etc; if only you had some
money.
The realization that every girl, deep down just wants
cock.
The loss of
money, due to paying upperclassmen for rides to and from parties.
Treatment: none
Cure: Graduation
Person 1: "Yo look at Dan and
Hugh, those studs no doubt have a serious
case of Freshmenitis."
Person 2: "No,
Hugh's just a bum, but Dan, he is seriously suffering!"