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freshmanitus 

When a freshman is friends with upperclassmen and think they are the absolute shit.
1."Man, he's been a real jerk lately.'

"He has freshmanitus."

2. "What does he have, freshmanitus or something?"

3. "I'm afraid I'll have to diagnose you with, freshmanitus."
freshmanitus by cckykordie October 11, 2011
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Freshmanitious 

When a Freshman feels too over whelmed by their school work, and needs a day off from it. Also, just needs a break from life, to get their head on straight.
1.
Me: I stayed home today, I have serious freshmanitious. Way too much homework to get done.

Random person: Oh, okay.
Freshmanitious by CheyenneDakotaZex February 28, 2009

Freshmanity 

Freshamnity is the innocent and unmatured state of being a freshmen in highschool. All throughout freshmen year these kids keep their freshmanity by being stupid, goofy, and ignorant. They only become mature when they feel they are ready to lose their freshmanity (usually the day after school ends or sometime over the summer). Some freshmen become pressured into this event before they are ready. On rare occasions a freshmen is so immature that they don't lose it until senior year.
Jimmy-"Dude I can't believe freshmen year is over already!"

Carl-"I know! What are you planning to do over the summer?"

Jimmy-"play a bunch of Halo and maybe even lose..*ahem* something.. ;)

Carl: "ahaha me too man, I can't wait to lose my freshmanity!"
Freshmanity by dizzydreamr June 12, 2010

freshmanitis 

it is when freshmen hang out with seniors who talk about senioritis, and they believe they have any reason to be sick of high school.
senior-omg only 3 1/2 more months of this crap!
freshman-what's the matter?
senior-i have senioritis.
freshman-i'm so sick of school. i have freshmanitis
(senior procedes to beat freshman)

Freshmenitis 

(Disease)(Highschool) Similar to Senioritis, however found in younger individuals and have some differing symptoms. those of Freshmenitis include:

Constant talking of what will be done when able to drive.

Depression due to the knowledge that you have 3 more years of high school.

Not being able to "get any" simply because you have nowhere to do so.

Parents constantly questioning about alcohol and drug use.

The decision to "fuck homework" because colleges supposedly don't check this year.

Some people find you to be annoying, because you think you are cooler than you actually are.

The realization that you can get: alcohol, tins, nug, etc; if only you had some money.

The realization that every girl, deep down just wants cock.

The loss of money, due to paying upperclassmen for rides to and from parties.

Treatment: none
Cure: Graduation
Person 1: "Yo look at Dan and Hugh, those studs no doubt have a serious case of Freshmenitis."

Person 2: "No, Hugh's just a bum, but Dan, he is seriously suffering!"
Freshmenitis by Freshmenitis April 18, 2010

freshmanitis 

Is someone who comes from high school to college and doesn't think about putting his time for studies. Enjoys more the time of having less classes and ignores the daily studies. Thinks only about partying and socializing, rather
Erick is a college freshman, first semester. He goes to classes and does his job. Outside classes, Erick spends most of his time playing PS3 and gives a f**** on his studies. He only wants to have fun and wants to party more. So he got freshmanitis. He later gets in trouble in the end of the first semester keeping up with his grades and fails like in High School
freshmanitis by Lil biggy November 18, 2013

freshmanitis 

-When a sophomore girl hangs out with and talks to all the freshman at your school.

-When an older girl is always dating the freshman guys.
Spencer: What's with Mary? She's been hanging with the freshmen an awful lot.

Anthony: Yeah, she just got out of a relationship with one and now she's talking to that other one?

Spencer: Mary's definitely got a case of freshmanitis.
freshmanitis by ilovedicktionary March 17, 2011
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