Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Freshmanitious 

When a Freshman feels too over whelmed by their school work, and needs a day off from it. Also, just needs a break from life, to get their head on straight.
1.
Me: I stayed home today, I have serious freshmanitious. Way too much homework to get done.

Random person: Oh, okay.
Freshmanitious by CheyenneDakotaZex February 28, 2009

Freshmanity 

Freshamnity is the innocent and unmatured state of being a freshmen in highschool. All throughout freshmen year these kids keep their freshmanity by being stupid, goofy, and ignorant. They only become mature when they feel they are ready to lose their freshmanity (usually the day after school ends or sometime over the summer). Some freshmen become pressured into this event before they are ready. On rare occasions a freshmen is so immature that they don't lose it until senior year.
Jimmy-"Dude I can't believe freshmen year is over already!"

Carl-"I know! What are you planning to do over the summer?"

Jimmy-"play a bunch of Halo and maybe even lose..*ahem* something.. ;)

Carl: "ahaha me too man, I can't wait to lose my freshmanity!"
Freshmanity by dizzydreamr June 12, 2010

freshmanitis 

it is when freshmen hang out with seniors who talk about senioritis, and they believe they have any reason to be sick of high school.
senior-omg only 3 1/2 more months of this crap!
freshman-what's the matter?
senior-i have senioritis.
freshman-i'm so sick of school. i have freshmanitis
(senior procedes to beat freshman)

Freshmenitis 

(Disease)(Highschool) Similar to Senioritis, however found in younger individuals and have some differing symptoms. those of Freshmenitis include:

Constant talking of what will be done when able to drive.

Depression due to the knowledge that you have 3 more years of high school.

Not being able to "get any" simply because you have nowhere to do so.

Parents constantly questioning about alcohol and drug use.

The decision to "fuck homework" because colleges supposedly don't check this year.

Some people find you to be annoying, because you think you are cooler than you actually are.

The realization that you can get: alcohol, tins, nug, etc; if only you had some money.

The realization that every girl, deep down just wants cock.

The loss of money, due to paying upperclassmen for rides to and from parties.

Treatment: none
Cure: Graduation
Person 1: "Yo look at Dan and Hugh, those studs no doubt have a serious case of Freshmenitis."

Person 2: "No, Hugh's just a bum, but Dan, he is seriously suffering!"
Freshmenitis by Freshmenitis April 18, 2010

freshmanitis 

Is someone who comes from high school to college and doesn't think about putting his time for studies. Enjoys more the time of having less classes and ignores the daily studies. Thinks only about partying and socializing, rather
Erick is a college freshman, first semester. He goes to classes and does his job. Outside classes, Erick spends most of his time playing PS3 and gives a f**** on his studies. He only wants to have fun and wants to party more. So he got freshmanitis. He later gets in trouble in the end of the first semester keeping up with his grades and fails like in High School
freshmanitis by Lil biggy November 18, 2013

freshmanitis 

-When a sophomore girl hangs out with and talks to all the freshman at your school.

-When an older girl is always dating the freshman guys.
Spencer: What's with Mary? She's been hanging with the freshmen an awful lot.

Anthony: Yeah, she just got out of a relationship with one and now she's talking to that other one?

Spencer: Mary's definitely got a case of freshmanitis.
freshmanitis by ilovedicktionary March 17, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more