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Freshmaning

1. High school or college Freshman acting silly or childishly compared to the surrounding population.

2. General noob behavior

3. A silly, ridiculous, or improbable item or situation.
1. She was freshmaning down the hall...again.

2. So much freshmaning on the internet today!

3. The House is trying to pass that freshmaning bill SOPA.
by Random!Holmes March 24, 2012
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freshmanizing

The act of preying upon freshman girls. Most common freshmanizers are Juniors, followed by Sophmores then Seniors.
Dude! I made varsity freshmanizing this year!
by ThePriceisRite16 June 14, 2006
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freshmanizer

n: (fuh-REHSH-mahn-aye-zuhr): an upperclassman, typically a junior or a senior, who hits on freshman girls, knowing they can get some from them. A hobbies/habits/qualities of freshmanizers include hitting on their current girls' friends, breaking up with them after getting blow jobs, posting YouTube links to crappy songs on their walls, being just "decent"-looking, and having no friends in their own grade. ONE DOES NOT WISH TO BE CALLED A FRESHMANIZER: freshman girls beware.
Kyler Mynes is such a freshmanizer.
by J.A. & A.P. March 22, 2010
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Freshmanitious

When a Freshman feels too over whelmed by their school work, and needs a day off from it. Also, just needs a break from life, to get their head on straight.
1.
Me: I stayed home today, I have serious freshmanitious. Way too much homework to get done.

Random person: Oh, okay.
by CheyenneDakotaZex February 28, 2009
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Freshmanity

Freshamnity is the innocent and unmatured state of being a freshmen in highschool. All throughout freshmen year these kids keep their freshmanity by being stupid, goofy, and ignorant. They only become mature when they feel they are ready to lose their freshmanity (usually the day after school ends or sometime over the summer). Some freshmen become pressured into this event before they are ready. On rare occasions a freshmen is so immature that they don't lose it until senior year.
Jimmy-"Dude I can't believe freshmen year is over already!"

Carl-"I know! What are you planning to do over the summer?"

Jimmy-"play a bunch of Halo and maybe even lose..*ahem* something.. ;)

Carl: "ahaha me too man, I can't wait to lose my freshmanity!"
by dizzydreamr June 12, 2010
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freshmanitis

it is when freshmen hang out with seniors who talk about senioritis, and they believe they have any reason to be sick of high school.
senior-omg only 3 1/2 more months of this crap!
freshman-what's the matter?
senior-i have senioritis.
freshman-i'm so sick of school. i have freshmanitis
(senior procedes to beat freshman)
by sick of underclassmen March 24, 2009
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Freshmanic Depression

noun

The notable swing of moods during one's Freshman year of college, especially if you are living in a dorm or otherwise away from your parents. You can experience the highs of excessive partying, hooking up with hot strangers (or strangers you thought were hot at the time), and basking in the freedom of living somewhere other than home. However, within that same span of time, you'll live the lows characterized by endless vomiting/toilet-hugging, a pregnancy scare or six, and missing the home you were so keen on getting away from. Cured through learning to balance these highs and lows with actually doing homework and attending class (i.e. why you're there in the first place).
Annamaria: So I was reading Huffington Post last week, and it reported that Freshmanic Depression affects 71% of female teens and 45% of male teens every year. What do you think causes the disparity in those figures?

Hank: Just take your pants off already.

Annamaria: (taking jeans off) As long as you respect me in the morning.

Hank: SHUT UP!
by Avery Fredericks November 21, 2010
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