Fornits

1.) From an obscure short story called Ballad of the Flexible Bullet, by Stephen King; nothing but good, wholesome, all American terror and gore. Fornits are a manifestation of insanity in the form of very small, beings who live under the keyboards of writers and who ghost write brilliant, award-winning work by jumping up and down on the keys.

2.) A popular site, which is home to a variety of open and, for the most part, unmoderated forums, primarily dealing with the Troubled Teen industry, with a couple of lifestyle/general interest topics into the mix.

1.) Don't look at me... The fornits had me write it!
2.) I got the low-down on what was going on at Fornits.

by ILoveLucy February 4, 2007

maternal fornicator

polite way of addressing sombody as a "motherfucker"

Which one of you Maternal Fornicators took my Bible?

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Fornipad

Additional protective sheet, towel, blanket, etc. used to prevent sweat and/or bodily fluids from reaching the bed, couch, chair, any other object during sexual relations.

Get the fornipad, my roomate will be pissed if i ruin another couch with my ass sweat

by Brigash July 9, 2010

Fornie

Fornie is a real mans chad game. Fortnite is a little piss baby virgin game.

Fornie players sleep with your mom. Fortnite players sleep by them virgin selves.
Fornie is best game. Fortnite is cringe.
Fornie is life. Fortnite is not.
Fornie is a phycological game that will make you have a new outlook on life and be inlightned.

I LOVE FORNIE!!!!!!!!

WE DA BEST FORNIE GAMERS!!!!!!!

FORNIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by I HATE TOM August 16, 2021

self-fornicate

A non-profane way to say, "fuck yourself."

I really hate you. Why don't you go self-fornicate?

by gonzobrains April 19, 2018

Fornge

Hair on the side of the head; side hair.

She shaved her fornge off and now she has a mullet.

by Haza Hardawn July 9, 2010

fornicatable

something that is worth fucking

Damn, he's fornicatable!

by wordmakerupper007 June 10, 2010