Frontloading

(Frontloading) is the practice of some governmental agencies or companies to invite more traffic than they could handle or deliver. In the case of companies it might be a deliberate policy or merely an accidental outcome. If it is deliberate it could be called bait and switch.

Without realizing it the store, not knowing how popular the new Ipod would be was guilty of Frontloading by viture of not having enough supplies at hand to supply demand.

by talbotboy1 October 23, 2010

Frontwards

To go forwards in life, positive future projection. Alternatively, it can also be applied to anything that has positive progression.

Person A: "Did you hear whats-her-face has a new job working for the Government"
Person B: "Sounds like she's going frontwards"

"This conversation is going frontwards"

by FounderEffect September 9, 2012

Frontyard

The pubic hair in the front of a man/womens body.

Person 1: How's your pubes???

Person 2: The frontyard's just been mowed... And the backyard hasn't been trimmed in weeks...

by HUNTMIESTER_24 February 26, 2008

frontload

Dropping a sperm load into a fat chicks bellybutton

Last night, I took a 300 pounder home and couldn't get into her pussy, so I frontloaded her..

by Horseballs63 November 19, 2016

frontload

to pin an article of clothing to ones taint in order to quiet an irritating itch, caused from an accumulation of poopy ass hole sweat in the taint area.

Dan (the dumb ass nigger) frontloaded his boxers into his taint to scratch an itch, when he knew he was scratching an itch cured only by soapy water and vigorous scrubbing.

by VJL January 20, 2009

frontload

Drinking a lot at the beginning of the event so you have time to sober up before heading home.

Ashley frontloaded as soon as she got to the party, so she would make her 1am curfew.

by joyco September 30, 2020

Frontloader

A man who walks around with their gut out in front of them, in front of all else. These men are usually seen wearing baseball caps, 5xl rural king pocket tees, sweatpants pulled up past their belly button, and are very, very greasy.

"Hey, look at that guy. Shaped like an avocado, he's really a frontloader."

by Small Red February 3, 2022