fritter

1.A real dense and and slow witted female that tries to act much too mischievous for there own good and troll while always getting caught in the act on a online forum.

2. A young southern racist white woman that likes black men or dildos almost to the point of obsession. The ultimate Oxymoron

1. She tried to troll me man but she is a fritter, always misspelled the same words and is from the same city....

Yeah man she frittered us for sure....LAWLZ

2. You see Becky just hounding those black guys over there in front of her cousins from Arkansas?
Yeah she is fritter for sure cause they are white power movement!!

by The FrizZz January 13, 2011

Fritter

Nick Richins

You are such a Fritter!!

by Evan Beaverson February 20, 2004

Frittering

spending and wasting way too much time on the combination of facebook and Twitter

I was lazy today. I spent hours just frittering and doing nothing

by orourkeland April 30, 2009

Tub Fritter

A Tub Fritter is a small log excreated from said person's butthole while taking a shower. Resembling a brown fritter.

Man I went to my girlfriends house to take a shower and there was a tub fritter from the night before in the shower!

by fritter monster August 21, 2010

Frisco fritter

When you deficate between a women's breasts then grab both tits firmly. Vigorously shake them up and down while applying an inward pressure which should cause fecal matter to exit from the upper and lower cleavage representing a gourmet chocolate fritter (works best on large breasted women)

-jimmy h

Your ex-girlfriend is such a whore so I did you a solid and frisco frittered on her. Your welcome.

by Jack meofff January 15, 2015

shit fritter

A modestly sized clump of crap or some insignificant little twat who has the impact of such

Whatever you say, shit fritter.

by Coco Duprie January 20, 2009

Fritter Titties

Droopy, Floppy, Pendulous, Saggy, Slouchy, or Wilting Boobies.

Check out dat mama! WHOOOA! Nevermind! She got dem ugly fritter titties!

by Heavy Debbie January 22, 2010