Frito Pie

A sexual act that is similar to performing a cream pie but instead of filling a vagina with semen it is done to a butthole (otherwise known as a bussy). 'Cream pie' is to pussy as 'frito pie' is to bussy.

Carter went to West Hollywood last week and got a Frito Pie in the bathroom.

by ladymarmalade July 22, 2019

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Frito Feet

The smell coming from your dachshund's feet. This is normal don't freak out. However, if you literally smell a bag of Frito chips, then smell a dachshund's foot, it will smell exactly the same. Side note: the smell is worst when the dachshund wakes up in the morning or after laying in one area for a long time.

Guy 1: "Dude, what is that smell? Is that Frito's? *Sigh* And you weren't going to share?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, that's just my girlfriend's dachshund's frito feet."
Guy 1: "WTF???"
Guy 2: "Chill out, its normal."

by Shifty Jiffy December 8, 2013

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Frito Boat

When you take a bag of frito's and cut it open long ways. Add chilli on top with shredded cheese. Eat with fork right out of the bag.

Jake looked at me and said "that chilli would make a good Frito boat".

by K-Feds Harry Sack December 13, 2010

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frito bandito

the nickname for anyone who "bandito's your fritos"

Crap, the frito bandito finished off my chili cheese chips

by Stormin' Mormon July 14, 2006

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frito pie

Chili, most likely WOLF brand, not hormel. Heated and mixed with fritos and cheese. Some people like onions, but that is lame. Basically the base of the food pyramid in Texas.

jason from south carolina: whats frito pie?
jared from texas: ugh....

by thatboysabin November 22, 2005

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