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Firelands

A school district known predominantly for driving tractors to school . Where it is awesome to be wearing dirty boots, driving pickup trucks and have missed out on ever having a winning sports team.
Did you see that dude over there trekking mud all over the floor on the other side of the store?
Ya how could I miss him!!
Ya he must go to firelands!

Ya did you happen to make it to school on time yesterday, cause I was late...
I was late too, but what do you expect those tractors only drive up to about 15 m.p.h.
by Danny55guitar January 2, 2012
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freeland fart nectar

When you go into freeland and find an old lady ripping a wet fart onto a patch of flowers then picks them and smells them
My gram picked a patch of flowers and took a freeland fart nectar on them
by team anal May 9, 2014
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Freilandei

Ein nicht der Leibeigenschaft unterworfener Provinzler
„Früher war die Welt noch in Ordnung, als wir ein rechtes Lehnswesen hatten. Dann waren die ganzen Landeier plötzlich frei. Ich hasse die Freilandeier.“
by Strohmann February 14, 2015
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Freeland's Perm

A perm belonging to someone named Freeland.
Freeland's Perm looks like a rats nest!
by Louiseus Cameron May 5, 2023
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Marty Freeland

A brilliant ornithologist who has deep and often consequential ties with his marvelous English teacher, Ms. Nagy.
Eeeh eeeh kawwwwwo weeeelloooo. What the hell was that bird? Must have been a Marty Freeland.
by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022
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friesman

word to describe a human being with a very small penis
that ricky must be a friesman
by killerkid October 19, 2009
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filthy freeland

The act of putting your feet behind your head and blowing poop from your b-hole all over an unsuspecting mormon missionary.
You would not beleive the filthy freeland i saw at church today.
by Republican Rob November 12, 2013
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