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Friendectomy

Noun.
1. The process of selectively removing persons deemed offensive, disrespectful, or having questionable motives from one's social circle or collection of friends.
2. In social media, e.g. Facebook, MySpace, Google, Twitter, the process of deleting, removing or "unfriending" such persons from one's friends or contact list.
I'm about to perform a Facebook friendectomy because the things she keeps saying on my page are just plain stupid.
by RobFather-X January 8, 2013
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friendthapist

Your go to friend for support and guidance when it comes to mental health stuff.

(A friendthapist can also be know as a friendcellor depending if you’re more into therapy or counselling.)
Max regularly hit up Kim her go to friendthapist when shit got heavy.
by Smooax September 1, 2020
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frienderbate

to masturbate while watching an unknowing friend sleep on the couch.
I don't care how drunk he is, you better give that mother fucker his keys before he frienderbates all up on your living room floor.
by sickbunny April 17, 2006
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friendstealer

dude, friendstealer is larry.
by cock-n-balls February 7, 2008
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FrienDebt

when someone doesn't have any money to pay for their dinner or round of drinks...

They need to go into Friendebt
Whose round is it… oh don’t ask Brian I believe he’s using friendebt…
Do they take that here?!
by jaydeB April 7, 2009
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friendsteal

When one approaches one's friends that he only knows through that individual and attempts to impress them so that those friends prefer the company of the stated "friendstealer" to the friends.
Eugene has a life, so Max tried to friendsteal him.

Yeah, if this keeps going on, he might friendsteal just to stay out of it.
by cHoRe4n December 25, 2008
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friendteraction

a) an interaction with a friend
b) a friendly verbal interaction with a stranger
it's better to have no human verbal interaction with anyone, friend or foe, than risk having a friendteraction (definition b) with a total stranger
by Crazy Uncle Dimma September 30, 2014
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