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friendsteal

When one approaches one's friends that he only knows through that individual and attempts to impress them so that those friends prefer the company of the stated "friendstealer" to the friends.
Eugene has a life, so Max tried to friendsteal him.

Yeah, if this keeps going on, he might friendsteal just to stay out of it.
friendsteal by cHoRe4n December 25, 2008
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friendster 

an online networking service for the people who dont have any friends and desparately asking to be someone's friend
Hey! I have friendster. go online and add me! and write a testimonial too!
friendster by chester June 24, 2004

friendster 

An online dating service/friend network that utilized the "six degrees of separation" analogy with eerily popular results. In a few short months after its inception, friendster has become one of the most popular and overused internet websites to date. With routinely poor service and slow servers, friendster is irritating, but still in some bizarre way, incredibly addictive.
i have 8 million friends on my friendster. how about you?
friendster by T December 7, 2003

Friendster 

an addictive but idiotic way to "earn" friends... everyone is welcome! even your pet or your table could have a friendster account!
oh my god! i have to add Matt's dog to my list of friends! Jamie's car too! and i shouldn't forget Carrie's foot!
Friendster by luna moonlight March 31, 2004

friendster 

A website designed to connect you to other people, whether you wanted to find them or not.
My best friend from elementary school moved out of the country and I thought that I would never see or hear from her again, but thanks to friendster we talk everyday!

My first crush found me on friendster, now he won't stop sending me pics of his splotchy trouser mouse.
friendster by JenThe80'sFan June 10, 2004

friendjealous 

When you want your friends to be nice to one another but not to the point of extending that acquaintance into another independent friendship that does not involve you as the original friend of both parties.
Ex. Sher introduces Alison and Gillian because she wants them to be nice to each other so they can hang out in a group setting without conflict but she feels FRIENDJEALOUS when she finds out a week later than Gillian and Alison have gone shopping together without her.
friendjealous by daytonastormer July 19, 2017

friendster 

Web to web of stupid idiotic individuals who thinks the number of of people in their friendslist is in proportion to their self worth.
You are a friendster!
friendster by maddman December 29, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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