friend zone

Formerly a way for a nice guy to express frustration that a female friend of his was always telling him she needed to be with a guy like him in between dating guys who treated her like crap. Now a reason for misandrist feminists to play the victim card and write shrill screeds about how the concept of the friend zone is "sexist" and claim that the men think being nice to a woman obligates her to have sex with them. The feminists ignore the probability that the men actually want relationships with the women and the women really are just shallow and attracted to "bad boys" who really do treat them like crap.

"That guy complains about how so many girls like abusive jerks while the friend zone nice guys like him. I don't know anything about the particulars of his situation, but still I'm 100% certain that just means he is a wimp who expects girls to have sex with him for being nice to them. "

by Pikefrench April 23, 2015

friend zone

An imaginary place where teenagers (commonly guys) believe to be placed in when a girl just wants to be friends with him. This is the place where guys are placed when the guy expects that he will have sex with a girl if he is nice to her. He is friendly to a woman in hopes that she will have sex with him. They believe that she mistakes his friendliness for friendliness and befriends him, neglecting to show you her vagina. Then they proceed to complain about it on the internet.

Scenario 1:
Guy: Held the door open for a girl, can't believe I didn't get a blowjob. She obviously friend zoned me.

Scenario 2:
Guy: What do you mean you aren't going to have sex with me?! I was being nice to you!! Wow, I can't believe you are putting me in the friend zone.

by Amora1234y67f August 30, 2013

friend zone

The worst place in the world to be, and a place where every decent guy will find himself eventually. If you're a nice guy, as far as most girls are concerned you might as well be a gay guy, because both are considered undatable and un-fuckable.

Girl: You're such a great guy. Every time I got drunk and slept with my violent and abusive ex, you were always there for me.

Guy: Yea, I get it, I'm in the friend zone.

Girl 2: I just want to be friends. I'm not looking for a relationship now.

Guy 2: Translation: you want someone else.

Girl 2: Correct.

by rtv0587 June 22, 2012

friend zone

The worst place one can possibly be in when they have feelings for someone. It is where the person you are romantically interested in cares about you, but not in a romantic way.

I love my best friend, and she loves me, but only as a friend. I'm in the friend zone.

by raaaaaaawrzaz March 1, 2009

friend zone

Where David is right now

Hey Dave, hows the friend zone?

by JP March 28, 2005

The friend zone

When a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.

Friend1: Are you still with that girl?
You: We're just friends.
Friend2: A moment of silence for our brother in the friend zone.

by rodjak October 11, 2012

Friend Zone

A place where Aphrodite condemns the souls of people with dating double-standards.

Bob: "I can't believe Ashley (skinny, popular girl) put me in the Friend Zone! I was nice to her all this time, and she still says we're just 'friends!' But friendship is what a a romantic relationship is built on!"

Kaylee (overweight, average-looking girl): "Well Bob, you and me are friends too, and I'm single."

Bob: I... uh... erm..... but I don't wanna ruin our friendship Kaylee.

by TheLengendaryBlackBeastOfAaagh September 25, 2017