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Fetzelstick

Fetzelstick , someone who is completely useless to where words cannot describe them, dumber than a fat pretzel stick.
Mary: "Whats Obama's last name?"
John: "You're such a god damn fetzelstick"
by Miyamou September 26, 2018
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Frenzeled

To be looked at by your peers as a complete mushmellow when you cannot complete the simplest of chores in your profession. You are laughed at because while trying to complete these tasks your hands shake and lips quiver.
Pretty sure that guy felt frenzeled because of having to do his job. Did you see him he must have been shaking like that because O Dog gave him a reach around in the chocolate meat locker.
by Denzel wendell March 21, 2019
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fetzel

A female-aligned pretzel with a fish-like personality.
person 1: you are a fetzel
person 2: wdym
person 1: You act like a fish
person 2: No
by secondgenesis April 26, 2021
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Fritzeline

Fritzeline is a down to earth girl. She’s shy, but she’s definitely a keeper. Fritzeline is hardworking, a kind hearted girl and a good listener. She will always want to be there for you in good and in bad times. She’s selfless and would want to give everything she owns to the less privileged even if it means she has to starve. Fritzeline is cheerful, playful, acts like a baby sometimes but trust me that’s her cutest side. Fritzeline is the friend we all want.
Dude: Fritzeline is so cool. She’s a keeper, don’t let her go.
Dude 2: Dude, you’re so right. She’s so selfless.
by ElinaRossane November 22, 2021
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broseph fritzel

A friend who wants you all for themselves. One who gets all weird if you bring anyone else to the pub. A friend who will lock you in a basement for 10 years (and possibly try to bang you)
Took my new girlfriend to the pub last night, Steve got all broseph fritzel and talked about predator all night to lock her out.
by Jonny Forster March 25, 2021
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Sprechen Freitzel

An Austrian equivalent of the United States' Thanksgiving Day where a family would wear their traditional lederhosen, release a baboon into a forest, and then bash their heads on to a table. First mentioned in the 11/24/04 episode of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" by Arnold Schwarzenegger (Via Satellite)
OH BOY! IT'S SPRECHEN FREITZEL! I'll release the baboon!
by GOKAIRED June 2, 2023
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