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fReichtard

An impolite term for rightwing authoritarians, particularly those who strongly supported George W. Bush's attacks on civil liberties (the PATRIOT Act, warrantless wiretapping, torture, etc.). These days, though, most fReichtards have had a magic change of heart, and will array themselves against almost anything that the Obama administration does, even something as minor as an address to schoolchildren. fReichtards, along with talibangelicals and robber barons, form the tripartite foundation of the modern Republican Party.

fReichtards are often carriers of severe cases of muslexia, to the point that they may see sinister Muslim influence in logos created by the Bush administration.
The baying pack of fReichtards howled in outrage at President Obama's nominee for deputy assistant press secretary, claiming that his father's brother's 2nd cousin's mother's father's best friend's former roommate had once said something nice to a socialist.
by Hann1bal October 18, 2010
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French Letter

Slang for a condom.
Also something Till Lindeman likes to fuck without
I like to fuuuuck, but no french letter
by Soggy Notes April 19, 2021
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French Mistake

When an otherwise straight male is persuaded to, or on a whim in the heat of the moment, engages in a homosexual act of which he later regrets and is ashamed.
Alluded to in the musical number of the same name in Mel Brooks' film "Blazing Saddles".
Having shared the intamacy of a small tent for so long, in the stress of jungle combat, Pierre and Gustav came close to making the French Mistake on many a steamy night.
by Mo T Juste September 19, 2008
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French Tea

A subtle descriptive phrase used as a proposition for particularly romantic sexual intercourse, between a man and a bisexual female. The coitus may include excessive tea bagging and/or use of milk in a sexual fashion. N.B milk may be euphemistic.
Jacob, would you like to come back to mine for some French tea?
by Dr Penetration October 23, 2013
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French Toast Alert

When a snow storm (winter warning) is coming and people go out and buy Milk, Eggs, and Bread at the grocery store.
Jack: Did you see the news? Were going to get a foot of snow.

Emily: No, I better go to the store and get food.

Jack: Guess it's just another French Toast Alert.
by Nardog February 5, 2010
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French the Llama

French the llama is and expression a kin to 'oh my gosh!', 'blimey!' or 'cripes!' if you are Boris Johnson. It was popularised by John Green of the vlogbrothers and is used by followers of him or his channel.
French the llama! pirates of the carribean 3 was incredibly long winded and confusing...

or

French the llama, those tic tac were just the thing to rid me of my onion breath.
by Philly Ree December 28, 2009
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French Camp Mafia

A gang based in French Camp California. They pay Homage to the Supine Bicyclists in Stockton California when in prison. They are foot soldiers for the Supine Bicyclists. They are big into Selling Drugs, Extortion, Identity Theft, Witness Intimidation, Rape, Murder, Murder for hire, Illegal Gambling, Online Fishing Scams, and Spying on White Boys Through Their Cell Phones, Killing Their Pet Guinea Pigs, and Poisioning Their Tacos.
Yo Dawg you dun heard bout dem French kamp muddah phuckin mafiaz? I heard dey run erthang in Nor-Cal. Ya French Camp Mafia are a gruesome group of subhuman scum.
by Savannah Halfrica May 15, 2019
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