After having anal sex and having feces repeatedly rammed into the penal hole, the penis fills up with a string of feces. Then upon taking a leak for the 1st time after anal sex, the skinny strip of feces will come out into the toilet. That strip is roughly the length and diameter of a chocolate french fry, hence the name.
"I forced Bryce to eat my chocolate french-fry as his punishment for not purging his man-gina before having his little hissy-fit and demanding I put the ol' crank shaft to him."
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An impolite term for rightwing authoritarians, particularly those who strongly supported George W. Bush's attacks on civil liberties (the PATRIOT Act, warrantless wiretapping, torture, etc.). These days, though, most fReichtards have had a magic change of heart, and will array themselves against almost anything that the Obama administration does, even something as minor as an address to schoolchildren. fReichtards, along with talibangelicals and robber barons, form the tripartite foundation of the modern Republican Party.
fReichtards are often carriers of severe cases of muslexia, to the point that they may see sinister Muslim influence in logos created by the Bush administration.
fReichtards are often carriers of severe cases of muslexia, to the point that they may see sinister Muslim influence in logos created by the Bush administration.
The baying pack of fReichtards howled in outrage at President Obama's nominee for deputy assistant press secretary, claiming that his father's brother's 2nd cousin's mother's father's best friend's former roommate had once said something nice to a socialist.
by Hann1bal October 18, 2010
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Get the French Letter mug.When an otherwise straight male is persuaded to, or on a whim in the heat of the moment, engages in a homosexual act of which he later regrets and is ashamed.
Alluded to in the musical number of the same name in Mel Brooks' film "Blazing Saddles".
Alluded to in the musical number of the same name in Mel Brooks' film "Blazing Saddles".
Having shared the intamacy of a small tent for so long, in the stress of jungle combat, Pierre and Gustav came close to making the French Mistake on many a steamy night.
by Mo T Juste September 19, 2008
Get the French Mistake mug.A subtle descriptive phrase used as a proposition for particularly romantic sexual intercourse, between a man and a bisexual female. The coitus may include excessive tea bagging and/or use of milk in a sexual fashion. N.B milk may be euphemistic.
by Dr Penetration October 23, 2013
Get the French Tea mug.When a snow storm (winter warning) is coming and people go out and buy Milk, Eggs, and Bread at the grocery store.
Jack: Did you see the news? Were going to get a foot of snow.
Emily: No, I better go to the store and get food.
Jack: Guess it's just another French Toast Alert.
Emily: No, I better go to the store and get food.
Jack: Guess it's just another French Toast Alert.
by Nardog February 5, 2010
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